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Showing posts with label Telangana. Show all posts
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April 30, 2011

Love with Friendship

ప్రేమ  ఎప్పుడు  పుడుతుంది 
మనషు  దగ్గర  ఐనప్పుడు 
మనుషు  ఎప్పుడు  దగ్గర  అవుతుంది 
మనిషి  కి  మనిషి  దగ్గర  ఐనప్పుడు
మనిషి కి  మనిషి  ఎప్పుడు  దగ్గర అవుతాడు
మనసు లో స్నేహం చుగురించి నప్పుడు.

Prema eppudu puduthundi
manashu daggara ainappudu
manushu eppudu daggara avuthundi
manishi ki manishi daggara ainappudu
manishi ki   manishi  eppudu daggara avutadu
manasu lo sneham chugurinchi nappudu 

July 26, 2010

Foolish Thing

Wall Mount Fish Bowl Aquarium Tank Beta Goldfishమనం ఎప్పుడూ
ఎదురీదాలనుకోం..
ఏటికి ఎదురీదిన ఇలసని కూడా
పులస అంటూ
పులుసు పెట్టేసుకుంటాం!

---భాస్కరభట్ల

A Small Story...!

పట్నం వాళ్ళది
నాగరికత!
పల్లెటూరి వాళ్లది
‘నాగలి’కత

----భాస్కరభట్ల

Need Something

Rosesరోజూలానే రెప్పల్ని విరుచుకుంటూ
నిద్ర పక్షి ఎగిరిపోతుంది...
కాఫీ కప్పును మోసుకొచ్చే
గాజుల గలగలలు మాత్రం వినబడవు!
బాత్రూంలో వేణ్ణీళ్ళు,
టిఫిన్ చేసి వెళ్ళమనే వేడుకోళ్ళు వినిపించవు!
ఫాలిష్ తో మెరిసే షూలు,
ఇస్త్రీ బట్టలు ఎదురుపడవు!
స్కూటర్‌ స్టార్ట్ చేసి..
వీధి మలుపుదగ్గర కనుమరుగయ్యే వరకూ
టాటా చెబుతూ ఏ చేతులూ గాలిలో ఆడవు!
ఏచూపులూ వెన్నంటి రావు!
ఆఫీసుతో ఎనిమిది గంటల సంసారం సాగించి
సాయంకాలవేళ ఇంటికి చేరితే
మల్లెపూలపొట్లాం కోసం గోముగా నడిచివచ్చే
పాదమంజీరధ్వనులు దరిచేరవు!
ఇంట్లో స్టవ్,గిన్నె వగైరాలు
శెలవు దొరికాయని సంబరపడతాయి!
ఎలకలు మీసాలు మెలేస్తాయి!
సంభాషణలుండవు..
సంఘర్షణలుండవు..
నిట్టూర్పులుండవు..
నిబిడాశ్చర్యాలూ వుండవు..

డబల్‌కాట్ మీద ఓ దిండు ఖాళీగా కనిపించి
మనసు నలిగిపోతుంది!
మనసులాగే ఇల్లు ఇల్లంతా వెలితే!
శ్రీమతి ఎప్పుడైనా పుట్టింటికి వెళితే!!!!!!

----భాస్కరభట్ల

January 04, 2010

AP Oscar Awards 2009 Announced



Oscar Awards AP 2009 Announced









Best Actor: KCR
Best Romantic Actor: ND Tiwari
Best Silent Side Actor: Chandrababu Naidu
Best Negative Role Actor : Lagadapati Rajagopal
Best Negative Role Actress : Nannapaneni Raja kumari
Best Comedian: Chiranjeevi
Best Dubbing Artiste: Chidambaram
Best Character Acor: Manmohan Singh
Best Story Writer: Sonia Gandhi
Best Screenplay: Sonia Gandhi
Best Direction: Sonia Gandhi
Best Audience: Rosiah



December 11, 2009

KCR Wireless Technology


 



Wireless KCR
In the US, KCR meets Barack Obama. Obama says, “Come with me. I want to show you our technological advancement.”
Obama takes him a spot deep in the forest and says, “Dig here.”
KCR digs.
Obama says, “More, more, more...”
KCR digs 50 feet down.
Obama says, “So now, have you find anything?”
KCR says, “I found a wire!”
Obama says, “You see, we used to have telephones 200 years ago.”
KCR then invites Obama to Telangana. KCR takes him to a forest in Nizamabad and says, “Now I want to show you our advancement. Dig here.”
Obama digs 400 feet deep.
“Find anything?”
“There’s nothing here!”
“See, we had wireless 400 years ago.”
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December 10, 2009

Wedded to the Telangana Cause


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Wedded to the Telangana Cause
KCR is hosting a Japanese delegation to Telangana. The head of the Japanese delegation says, “Telangana is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan.”
KCR replies, “Give me three days and I will turn Japan into Telangana.”
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KCR's Clock



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 KCR's Clock
A politician dies and goes to heaven. He stands in front of Yama and sees a huge wall of clocks behind him.
“What are all those clocks?”
“Those are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your Lie Clock move."
"Oh. Whose clock is that?"
“That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved."
“And whose is that?”
"That's Abraham Lincoln's. The hands have only moved twice."
"Where's KCR’s clock?”
"It’s in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan.”
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Facts behind the demand for a separate state Telangana // Benefits of separate Telangana

Facts behind the demand for a separate state Telangana // Benefits of separate Telangana

Hi All,

Whenever the topic of Telangana is raised, many of us blindly support Andhra or Telangana based on where we come from. Not sure how many really think of why the demand for separate state has been there for such a long time. The 2 major reasons why the demand has been pending for so many years is WATER AND HYDERBAD. People around the state have earned and invested in and around Hyderabad so there is a concerns about the safety of the investment if the state is separated while both the major rivers in our state flow mostly through Telangana. Below are some facts that are few reasons for the demand. Sentiments can be foolish but not facts.

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a. There are 10 districts in Telangana, 9 in Andhra and 4 in Rayalaseema. Out of these 7 districts in Telangana, 3 in Andhra and 1 in Rayalaseema are considered severely backward districts which means 70% of districts in Telangana are backward while in Andhra it is 35% and in Rayalaseema it is 25%. Apart from these there are some areas in all parts of the state which are also backward.

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b. 45% of the state income comes from Telangana region. When it comes to utilization of funds, the share of Telangana is only 28%.

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c. Normally canals are dug to supply water to the crops from rivers for cultivation. The amount of land cultivated through canals in just Guntur district is more than the land cultivated with canals in entire Telangana region.

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d. Nagarjuna sagar dam is built in Nalgonda district which is in Telangana but majority of the water from the dam is used for Krishna and Guntur district. The original dam was supposed to be build much ahead of its present location but the location was changed so that it falls in the Telangana region. Due to the construction of the dam several hectares of Lime stone mines vanished as part of the dam back waters. Everyone know that lime stone is used for producing cement. Even the natural resources were not allowed to remain.

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e. Fluorinated water problem is only in Nalgonda district which has not been resolved since decades.

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f. Two major rivers Krishna and Tungabhadra enter the state of AP in the district of Mahaboobnagar( the biggest district in Telangana) but the district always remains the worst draught hit areas along with Anantapur because there is no project and process with which the water can be utilized. The plans for utilization has been pending for decades.

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g. RDS (Rajolibanda Diversion Scheme) is build in Mahaboobnagar to provide water to 85000 hectares of land in the district. The leaders of Rayalaseems blasted the gates of RDS and water is supplied to KC (Kurnool-Cudapah) canal while only remaining water, if any, is supplied to the lands in Mahaboobnagar.

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h. 3 TMC of water from Gandipet is sufficient to supply drinking water to our city. Every year 1700 TMC of water is wasted and is flown into Bay of Bengal from river Godavari. Starting from Nizambad to Bay of Bengal there is no project allowed to build on Godavari. If it is built leaders in Godavari districts fear that the fertile lands in the area may fall short of water. If the Godavari water is utilized properly, there will be no scarcity for food grains in our state.

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i. In Telangana regions, only few areas cultivate one crop a year and very rarely two crops a year while most of the land doesn t even cultivate single crop. In both the Godavari districts, Krishna and Guntur district, two crops a year is common and there are times where even 3 crops a year are cultivated. The only reason is WATER.

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j. Government issue G.O. s for implicating its decisions. G.O number 610 is the longest non implicated G.O in the history of AP. The G.O was issued in 1986 by late NTR who was then the CM of AP, which is not yet implicated. The G.O speaks about the share of Telangana employees in Government jobs in Telangana region.

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k. 33% of the population in Mahaboobnagar district have left the district for livelihood to different parts of the state due to draught and majority of them are working as daily labour. No other district has so many people who fled the home place due to lack of livelihood and working as daily labour.

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l. There are 25 plus government degree colleges in Krishna, Kadapa and Guntur district while there is not even a single government degree college in Ranga Reddy district.

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m. Dairy development corporation of AP purchases milk from farmers across the state for distribution. For the same milk, in Andhra, the government pay Rs. 24 to the farmers and in Telangana they pay Rs. 22 per litre. Partiality is shown even in milkJ

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n. In between 2005-2008 government sold lands worth Rs. 20000 crores in and around Hyderabad which was utilized to build projects in Rayalaseema and Andhra.

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o. Not even a single project was completed in Telangana in the last 5 years while several projects were completed in Andhra and Rayalaseema.

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Not just Telangana but areas of Northern Andhra, Prakasham and parts of Rayalaseema are still backward. The state needs to progress as a unit. People are suffering across the state and they need a solution.

Nobody wants a split in the state but when the people of one region are constantly humiliated and denied of what they should be getting, such demands keep coming. Let us show maturity in understanding social problems keeping aside the sentiments..........

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KCR The Intelligence Test


The Intelligence Test

KCR visits Chandrababu Naidu’s house in Jubilee Hills.

Over tea and snacks, he asks Naidu what his leadership philosophy is.
Naidu says it is to surround himself with intelligent people.
KCR asks how he would know if they are really intelligent.

“I do so by asking them the right questions,” says Naidu.

“Allow me to demonstrate.”

KCR watches as Naidu phones Raghavulu and says, “Raghavulu Garu, please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister.

Who is it?” Raghavulu immediately replies, “It's me!” “Correct.

Thank you and goodbye, Raghavulu Garu,” says Naidu.

He hangs up and says to KCR, “Did you get that, KCR?” KCR nods: “Yes. Thanks a lot.

I`ll definitely adopt your philosophy.

” KCR goes home and decides to put his son Rama Rao to the test.

He summons Rama Rao and says, “Son, your mother has a child, and I have a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.

Who is it?” KCR’s son is puzzled and finally asks, “Can I think about it and get back to you?” He goes back to his room and immediately calls a meeting of the TRS party executive, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer.

Finally, Rama Rao calls his cousin Harish Rao and explains the problem. “Harish, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.

Who is it?” Harish answers immediately, “It`s me, of course.”

Much relieved, KCR’s son rushes back to his father and exclaims, “I know the answer! I know who it is! It`s our Harish!” And KCR replies in disgust, “Wrong, it’s B V Raghavulu!”

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Adhi Hyderabad nagaram ...
rendu political parties madhya eppudu okate odava.... adhey Telangana
telangana telangana

Oka group name Congress - YSR, Y.S.JAGAN,DS,rosaiah..... .

inko group name TDP - CBN,Roja,Erraballi dayakar(ED),nagam janardhan reddy .......

assalu eee mutala ki head RAMOJI RAO . ayana anni panulu phone lo matladi chepistuntadu




Oka roju okadini kodathaniki congress vadaina DS oka rowdy ni matladataniki vasthadu.... akkada

DS - okadini kottali

Harish Rao - Memu kadhu, ma vadu kodathadu, repu morning siddipeta lo parigettinchi parigettinchi kodathadu

DS - Evadaaaadu

Harish Rao - Chandu ....... chandrasekhar (KCR

Rendo roju DS cheppinattu nagam janardhan reddy(NJR) ni chithaka badesthadu chandhu(KCR)

NJR velli tana gang aina TDP ki chepthadu

NJR: evado chandu anta shed lo chitakkottadu

CBN : 10 mandini kottadu antey vadevado dammunnodu

Roja : Shed moosi 10 mandini kottadu antey nakendhuko vadi power
kanipistundhi, alantodu manatho untey manakey labham

CBN : velli vadini piluchuku randi

NJR: nuvvu vadiki mari ekkuva scene isthunnav emo

CBN : em parledhu , iyyochchu

......................... .........................

Erraballi dayakar(ED) : ikkada chandu antey evadra

Harish rao: endhuku

ED: evado cheppu bey

KCR : Annayyaaa.... chandu kaaavala,

evadu telangana medha statement isthey telangana prajala dimma tirigi
mind block avuddo aaade chandhu adhi neney ''

mottaniki TDP gang daggariki velthadu

CBN: neetho pottu pettukovali anukuntunnam

KCR : nakenni assembly seats.... meku enni assembly seats

Roja : era neku assalu siggu seram levey

KCR : haaaaaaaaaa

Roja : andhukey ra nuvvu naku nachchav

KCR : annaya evartidhi

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Inko pakka bayata opposite gang MLAs ni champi Y.S.Jagan TV9 ki
interviews isthadu

Y.S.Jagan : nannu evaru em peekaleru, ma babu CM, nenu inko 10 mandhi
MLAs ni lepestha, em peekkuntaro peekkondi


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Inthalo vijayasanthi ki TV9 raviprakash tho problems vastuntay,
vijayasanthi ni oka problem nundi save chesthadu mana chandhu, KCR oka
camera dorikindhi ani raviprakash ki isthadu

cut chesthey song

Noppi noppi mukkantha noppi
thummi thummi champesthandhi


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Vijayasanthi ki mana chandu ki china meeting jarugutadi

Santhi :Em chestuntaru meeru

KCR :Maree antha gattiga adigithe em cheptam,nuvvemanukuntunav naa gurinchi

Santhi :Ante Politics lokochi ee party lo join kavalo teleeka sontha
party petti,mottam pogottukoni,ee party vallu seatlistamante aa party
loki jump chesthu..

KCR :Manasulo emanukuntunavo cheppey.

Santhi : Siggu ,Saramu leni GOPI(Goda meeda pilli)..

KCR :Correct manamade.


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Windows 2000 in Telangana



108 facts about TELANGANA | Benefits of separate Telangana 

 2012 has been postponed to 2035 | KCR E-Male


Windows 2000 in Telangana

Bill Gates announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in telangana Here are some Windows related terms that are proposed to be used in the "Telangana Version 0.1" of kitkeel rendvel
(Windows2000):
> keywords
> ==================
> Microsoft windows 2000=ginta anta metha kitkeel rendvel

KCR E-Male

> search = devulaadu
> Save = bachainchu
> Save as = gitla bachainchu
> Save All = anni bachainch
> Help=Nannu bachainch
> Find=ethku
> Find Again=malla ethku
> Move=sarkainch
> Zoom=peddagachei
> Zoom Out=shinnagachei
> Open=tervay
> Close=mooi
> New=kothadi
> Old=pathadi
> Replace=marcheyi
> Insert= Nadimitla vettu
> space=jaaga
> Backspace=enka jaaga
> Run=vurku
> Print=chapainchu
> Print Preview=choosi chapainchu
> Copy=gatlane
> Cut=koi
> Paste=atki
> Paste Special=peshal atki
> Delete=teesipadey
> View=soodu
> Tools=mutlu
> Toolbar=mutla gottam
> Exit=igavori
> Compress=gunju
> mouse=elka
> click=vothu
> Double Click=malla malla vothu
> Forward=idkelli aadki
> Scrollbar=thippudu gottam
> Errors=nee notla mannu vada
> Double Click with the left mouse button=
> elka chevvu voka mali eddam dikku malla malla
> vothale
> 'This program has performed an illegal operation
> *"Abort, Retry or
> Ignore" ?
> " ==== ee karyam dongalekkaku vattindi , jaldi
> voorku
> lekunte malla
> kottu
> leka marshipo
> ACCESS =dorkavattu
> FOXPRO =nakkalekkal turumkhan
> Lotus Notes=thamarpuv paisal
> ACCESS DENIED =dorkavattaneeya
> Home=intiki vo
> end=konaaki
> For all Errors=nee notla mannu vada




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 2012 has been postponed to 2035 | KCR E-Male


Telangana Rhymes - very funny rhymes


Telangana Rhymes - very funny rhymes

English: twinkle twinlke little star
how i wonder what u are



Telangana Telugu: merishe merishe shinna sukka
pareshan ayiti ne ninnu sushi


English: Johnny Johnny Yes papa
Eating Sugar No papa
Telling lies no papa
Open your mouth ha ha ha

Telangana Telugu: Johnny ga oh.. Johnny ga..
Endhi naina Shekkar Bukkinava ra.. ledhu naina
abaddalu adutunnava ra naa koduka
noru teruvara lambidi koduka




  • English: Jack and Jill went up the hill
    To fetch a pail of water
    jack fell down and broke
    his crown jill came tumbling down.


Telangana Telugu: jack gaadu jill gaadu konda ku poyinru
gaadi ki poyi neellu testunte jack
gaadu kinda padi
moothi bokkal saap chesu kundu
jill gaadu dil khush toni panduga cheskunnadu
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