Sardhar and Teacher Joke

టీచర్ : టెల్  మీ 5 వాటర్  అనిమల్స్ ......

సర్దార్:- ఫిష్ 

టీచర్:- గుడ్ ..బట్  టెల్  మీ  ఒథెర్  4...

సర్దార్:- దాని  అమ్మ..... దాని  అయ్యా....... దాని  అక్క......  దాని  అన్న........

Teacher:- Tell me 5 water animals......

Sardar:-   Fish 

Teacher:- Good.but tell me other 4...

Sardar:-   Daani Amma.. Daani Ayya... Daani Akka... Dani Anna......

where does the sun go at night ?

Santa : "Yaar,  where does the sun go at night ?"
Banta : "It does not go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we cannot see it.

Santa Daily Sent Messages

Hi I sent u many msgs but I've not received even a single msg frm u,
So I'll delete ur number,
Good bye.
Santa sent dis msg 2 customer care.

God and Santa Jokes

God: My 1 Minute is ur 1000000 Years!
Santa : Great
God:My 1 Rs is Your 1 Crore.
Santa: pls give me Rs1
God:ok Pls wait one minute..!

Sardar Lost the Duplicate Key

Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr: Wat were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Sardar: We lost the duplicate key!!

Letter from Sardar Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft:

Letter from Sardar Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft:

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice:
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'Stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Bhatinda!
So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system?
I find only 're-cycle', but I own a Vespa scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the
door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was
unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon
which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a
photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the
PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My
Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife Bebbo to know where I go after my office
hours.

Regards,
Banta

Last one to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

Don't See While Bath

Do U know why a sardar ji kept the door open while taking a bath? Because he was scared that someone might see through the “KEY HOLE”.

Better By This New Socks..!

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

Sardar's Summit to Prove Themselves and Proved

The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that Saradars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?”

A Saradar works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, “What is 15 plus 15?”
After 15 or 20 seconds he says, “Eighteen!” Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 Saradars start cheering, “Give him another chance! Give him another chance!”

The leader says, “Well since we’ve gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give him another chance.”

So he asks, “What is 5 plus 5?” After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, “Ninety?” The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh — everyone is disheartened - the Saradar starts crying and the 80,000 men begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, “Give him another chance! Give him another chance!”

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, “Ok! Ok! Just one more chance– What is 2 plus 2?”

The man closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, “Four?”
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 Saradars jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream…

“Give him another chance! Give him another chance!”

Our Sardar Become Manager...!

Sardar gets ready, wears tie, coat, shoes

goes out climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly.

a man asks why he does this.?

Sardar said:" I have been promoted as Branch Manager".

How do You Recognize a Sardhar in School?

How do you recognize a Sardhar in School? He is the one who Erases the notes from the Note Book when the teacher erases the board.

Relax + Sing = Relaxing....!??

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"
Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me !Banta Singh"
Third one came and asked the same question, Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach.
He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?".
The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing.
The Sardar slapped him on his face and said "Idiot, they are all searching for you and you are sitting here"

Paper Leaked......

What's Up?

Manager: Asks sardar "What's Up?" sir.
Sardar: Turn up and said ohh it's fan.

-- Naveen Sridhara 1982 till live.

Sardhar Went to Shopping...!

(In Telugu Language)
Sardar: Show me one nice cloth.
Shopkeeper: Sir plain lo chusthara?
Sardar: Ne abba plain lo rocket lo vaddu ikkade chustanu.

Long Holiday Trip

Sardar went on a two day holiday,
But returns after 4 days,
His Boss ask's comments, why you are 2 days late?
Sardar replied: Coz., of my car, Which has 3 forward gears & 1 Reverse gear......

Be Carefull While You are Writing..!

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: Iam writing to my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast.

What About Next Year? If She Replay Same..!

Sardar proposed a Girl......
Girl said Iam 1yr elder to you......
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,
I"ll marry you NEXT YEAR.

Question paper Leaked

Sardar came to Exam hall with a plumber. Teacher:why have you brought a Plumber along? sardar:Sir, i heard that the questiion paper leaked .......

Tips Two Write Examination

A Sardar went for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND'. But in the exam the essay which came was FATHER. He replaced friend with Father in the essay and it read: I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE & SOME R FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR...................