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December 11, 2009

KCR- Child Prodigy




KCR- Child Prodigy
When KCR was a teenager, his father consulted a fortuneteller to know what his son would grow up to be. The fortuneteller told him give his son a test.
“Put a gun, a wad of notes and a bottle of liquor on a table. Watch what happens. If he picks up the gun, he is likely to be a policeman. If he picks up the money, he will be a thief, and if he picks up the bottle, he will be drunk most of the time.”
KCR’s father did as told and waited for his boy to return from school. When the lad came home, he pocketed both the gun and the money and took a swig of the liquor.
The puzzled father went back to the fortuneteller to ask the meaning of this.
“Your son, is slated to be a politician.”



KCR Accident Incident


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The Accident
KCR goes jogging and accidentally falls into a river. Three boys see him fall and jump in and drag him out of the water. KCR is grateful.
“Boys, you’ve just saved the champion of Telangana. You deserve a reward. Ask for anything you want.”
One boy says, “Golly! I’d like a ticket to Prasad’s Imax.”
“You got it,” says KCR.
“I'd like a pair of Nikes,” says another boy.
“I'll buy them myself and give them to you,” says KCR.
“And I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it," says the third boy.
“Son, you're not handicapped.”
“No, but I will be when people find out whom I saved from drowning.”
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KCR Wireless Technology


 



Wireless KCR
In the US, KCR meets Barack Obama. Obama says, “Come with me. I want to show you our technological advancement.”
Obama takes him a spot deep in the forest and says, “Dig here.”
KCR digs.
Obama says, “More, more, more...”
KCR digs 50 feet down.
Obama says, “So now, have you find anything?”
KCR says, “I found a wire!”
Obama says, “You see, we used to have telephones 200 years ago.”
KCR then invites Obama to Telangana. KCR takes him to a forest in Nizamabad and says, “Now I want to show you our advancement. Dig here.”
Obama digs 400 feet deep.
“Find anything?”
“There’s nothing here!”
“See, we had wireless 400 years ago.”
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KCR E-Male



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E-Male
KCR is invited to the USA by the Gujarati NRI Association. The president of the association receives him at the Chicago airport and they get into the car to go to the hotel. They start talking. The NRI begins to say how hectic things have become in the USA.
“Is country mein techonology itni tarakkee ki ki yahan sab log shaadi e-mail se kar lete hain.”
“Telangana mein to log female se shaadi karte hain.”
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KCR-Strategist


 

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KCR-Strategist
KCR: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: but I want to choose my own bride.
KCR: The girl is Ambani's daughter.
Son: Well, OK, yes.
KCR next goes to Mukesh Ambani.
KCR: I have a husband for your daughter.
Ambani: But my daughter is too young to marry.
KCR: This young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
Ambani: "Ah, well, yes.
Finally, KCR goes to the president of the World Bank.
KCR: I have a young man to be recommended as your vice-president.
President: But I have more vice-presidents than I need.
KCR: This young man is Ambani’s son-in-law.
President: Great, yes!
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KCR in Bar




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Bar- Ettiquette KCR is in New York and goes to a bar. The man to his left tells the bartender, “Johnnie Walker, single.” And the man to the right says, “Jack Daniels, single.” The bartender looks at KCR., who says: “KCR, married.” * * * * *




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December 10, 2009

Buffalo Rider



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Buffalo Rider
After becoming the CM of Telangana, KCR decides to pose for a picture. To show that he is down to earth, he decides to pose along with a herd of buffaloes, resting his elbows on the hindquarters of a buffalo. The photo appears on the front page the next day with the caption: “Chief minister K Chandrasekhar Rao (right side in pic)…”
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Time Difference


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Time Difference
KCR wants to go to Paris and calls up the tourism department to know the time difference between Hyderabad and Paris.
“Could you tell me the time difference between Hyderabad and Paris?”
“One second, sir.”
“Thank you," says KCR and puts the phone down.
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Weighed Down // KCR in Airport


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Weighed Down
KCR runs into the departure lounge of LA International Airport to take a flight to Shamshabad. He jumps the queue at check-in. The officer stops him, “Wait, sir!”
“39 kg," says KCR.
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KCR's Clock



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 KCR's Clock
A politician dies and goes to heaven. He stands in front of Yama and sees a huge wall of clocks behind him.
“What are all those clocks?”
“Those are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your Lie Clock move."
"Oh. Whose clock is that?"
“That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved."
“And whose is that?”
"That's Abraham Lincoln's. The hands have only moved twice."
"Where's KCR’s clock?”
"It’s in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan.”
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KCR The Intelligence Test


The Intelligence Test

KCR visits Chandrababu Naidu’s house in Jubilee Hills.

Over tea and snacks, he asks Naidu what his leadership philosophy is.
Naidu says it is to surround himself with intelligent people.
KCR asks how he would know if they are really intelligent.

“I do so by asking them the right questions,” says Naidu.

“Allow me to demonstrate.”

KCR watches as Naidu phones Raghavulu and says, “Raghavulu Garu, please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister.

Who is it?” Raghavulu immediately replies, “It's me!” “Correct.

Thank you and goodbye, Raghavulu Garu,” says Naidu.

He hangs up and says to KCR, “Did you get that, KCR?” KCR nods: “Yes. Thanks a lot.

I`ll definitely adopt your philosophy.

” KCR goes home and decides to put his son Rama Rao to the test.

He summons Rama Rao and says, “Son, your mother has a child, and I have a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.

Who is it?” KCR’s son is puzzled and finally asks, “Can I think about it and get back to you?” He goes back to his room and immediately calls a meeting of the TRS party executive, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer.

Finally, Rama Rao calls his cousin Harish Rao and explains the problem. “Harish, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.

Who is it?” Harish answers immediately, “It`s me, of course.”

Much relieved, KCR’s son rushes back to his father and exclaims, “I know the answer! I know who it is! It`s our Harish!” And KCR replies in disgust, “Wrong, it’s B V Raghavulu!”

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Adhi Hyderabad nagaram ...
rendu political parties madhya eppudu okate odava.... adhey Telangana
telangana telangana

Oka group name Congress - YSR, Y.S.JAGAN,DS,rosaiah..... .

inko group name TDP - CBN,Roja,Erraballi dayakar(ED),nagam janardhan reddy .......

assalu eee mutala ki head RAMOJI RAO . ayana anni panulu phone lo matladi chepistuntadu




Oka roju okadini kodathaniki congress vadaina DS oka rowdy ni matladataniki vasthadu.... akkada

DS - okadini kottali

Harish Rao - Memu kadhu, ma vadu kodathadu, repu morning siddipeta lo parigettinchi parigettinchi kodathadu

DS - Evadaaaadu

Harish Rao - Chandu ....... chandrasekhar (KCR

Rendo roju DS cheppinattu nagam janardhan reddy(NJR) ni chithaka badesthadu chandhu(KCR)

NJR velli tana gang aina TDP ki chepthadu

NJR: evado chandu anta shed lo chitakkottadu

CBN : 10 mandini kottadu antey vadevado dammunnodu

Roja : Shed moosi 10 mandini kottadu antey nakendhuko vadi power
kanipistundhi, alantodu manatho untey manakey labham

CBN : velli vadini piluchuku randi

NJR: nuvvu vadiki mari ekkuva scene isthunnav emo

CBN : em parledhu , iyyochchu

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Erraballi dayakar(ED) : ikkada chandu antey evadra

Harish rao: endhuku

ED: evado cheppu bey

KCR : Annayyaaa.... chandu kaaavala,

evadu telangana medha statement isthey telangana prajala dimma tirigi
mind block avuddo aaade chandhu adhi neney ''

mottaniki TDP gang daggariki velthadu

CBN: neetho pottu pettukovali anukuntunnam

KCR : nakenni assembly seats.... meku enni assembly seats

Roja : era neku assalu siggu seram levey

KCR : haaaaaaaaaa

Roja : andhukey ra nuvvu naku nachchav

KCR : annaya evartidhi

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Inko pakka bayata opposite gang MLAs ni champi Y.S.Jagan TV9 ki
interviews isthadu

Y.S.Jagan : nannu evaru em peekaleru, ma babu CM, nenu inko 10 mandhi
MLAs ni lepestha, em peekkuntaro peekkondi


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Inthalo vijayasanthi ki TV9 raviprakash tho problems vastuntay,
vijayasanthi ni oka problem nundi save chesthadu mana chandhu, KCR oka
camera dorikindhi ani raviprakash ki isthadu

cut chesthey song

Noppi noppi mukkantha noppi
thummi thummi champesthandhi


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Vijayasanthi ki mana chandu ki china meeting jarugutadi

Santhi :Em chestuntaru meeru

KCR :Maree antha gattiga adigithe em cheptam,nuvvemanukuntunav naa gurinchi

Santhi :Ante Politics lokochi ee party lo join kavalo teleeka sontha
party petti,mottam pogottukoni,ee party vallu seatlistamante aa party
loki jump chesthu..

KCR :Manasulo emanukuntunavo cheppey.

Santhi : Siggu ,Saramu leni GOPI(Goda meeda pilli)..

KCR :Correct manamade.


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