Shocking Fuck

After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over, was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance.

Naturally, the guy began to worry.

'Is this your husband?' he inquired nervously.

'No, silly,' she replied, snuggling up to him.

'Your boyfriend then?' he asked.

'No, not at all,' she said, nibbling away at his ear.

'Well, who is he then?' demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, 'That's me before the operation.'

Adult Joke on Love Failure

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you,
it's only when you leave her a virgin.

You Will Become...?

Love the Lady,
but don't touch the Body,
If you Touch the Body you Become A Daddy

A Boy Rape Case

Eight year boy caught in rape case. In court lady lawyer hold his penis and says " ur honour see thios sir, can he rape?" boy says leave me madam , if my dick is up then you loose case.

Friend In dynamo???????????????

Two friends went to a cal girl.1st went in,came out & said "my wife is better". The friend went in, came out and said "you are right your wife is better".

Girl & Boy Each Other

BOY:I like the soft thing behind your Bra.
GIRL:what?
BOY:your heart.
GIRL:I love the big thing between your two legs.
BOY:what?
GIRL:your pulsar bike.

Earning Mony In Diffrent Ways!

Boy married a lady Traffic Police.....
Friend:-How was your "First Night"?
Boy:- She collected rs 100/- from me for "Over Speed",
200/- for "Wrong Side" entry,
500 for "Without Helmate".

BFCD Missing from ABCD

Father to son: Tell me A,B,C,D's
Son: A,E,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O, P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
Father: Where are B,F,C,D's
Son: They are in bag... dad