Balakrishna fan

Sir: Nuvvu emi avvalanukuntunnavu ra??

Student : Nenu MBBS chadivi, Police ayyi,

manchi soft ware company lo, lawer ga work chesi pedda pedda building lu kattukuntu  collector ga job cheddamanukuntunnna sir

Sir: Rey nijam cheppu nuvvu nuvvu nuvvu BALAKRISHNA fan kada...?

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Balaya 50 - 50 concept.

    Balaya & Ntr walking on d road.They saw 1000rs note on d road.

     Ntr: babai manam fifty fifty teesukundam..?

     Balaya: mari migilina 900 em cheddam ra..

Last but not the least......

Bal tricks

 

  Balaya: Arey nee mobile lo time 11pm ani pettuko ra..

  Ntr: Enduku Babai...?

  Balaya: Naku night balance undi ra phone chestanu..

Why Power Gather from Water

Jr Ntr: Babai water nundi current enduku teetharu...?

Balaya: Aala tiyakapothe manamu snanam chesetapudu shock kodatadi kadara...

Balaya Love

   Jr Ntr: Babai nuvu evari kanna i Love you ani cheppava...?

   Balaya: cheppanu Kani  i  2 love you antundi ra aa rendo vadevado ardham kavatam ledu...

Balaya Intelligence

   Jr.Ntr: IIT ki Opposite word enti babay...?

   Balaya:U U coffee ra.......

Balay Joking with Nurse

   Nurse: Congrats sir me intlo  mahalakshmilanti kuthuru putindi ...

   Balaya: Are yem technology, wife hospital lo unite Kuthuru intlo ela putindi..........????

Balaya's New Chair

  Jr.Ntr: Enti babay chair kothaga undi eppdu konnavu...?

   Balaya: Ninna Audio function ki vellmu " TAKE YOUR SEAT" annaru ra...

Jr NTR and Balayya conversation

 Jr.Ntr:Babai eddo kotha college kaduthunavanta...?

               College name enti Babay..?

   Balkrishna: " BALAYYA MEDICAL COLLEGE OF ENGIEERING"

After Tollywood T20match.

   jr.Ntr: Enduku babai umpire ni kottavu...?

   Balaya: Nenu bowling chestunnapudu vadu nannu "OVER AINDI" ani Thittadura anduke kottanu ra .....!

Balayya rocks..... Interviewer Shock..... :)

Balaya attended an interview in that 
Interviewer:- ” Where were you born?
Balaya : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Interviewer: Spell it?
Balaya : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA


Balayya rocks..... Interviewer Shock..... :)

Some Very IMP Facts About Balayya....

Please don't get hurt if you are balayya's fan...... Enjoy

1. Balakrishna makes onions cry
2. Balakrishna can delete the Recycle Bin.
3. Ghosts are actually caused by Balakrishna killing people faster than Death can process them.
4. Balakrishna can build a snowman..... out of rain.
5. Balakrishna can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6. Balakrishna can drown a fish.
7. When Balakrishna enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,............. he turns the dark off.
8. When Balakrishna looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Balakrishna and Balakrishna.
9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Balakrishna can throw Brett Favre even further.
10. The last digit of pi is Balakrishna. He is the end of all things.
11. Balakrishna does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
12. Bullets dodge Balakrishna.
13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
belongs to Balakrishna and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
14. Balakrishna' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Balakrishna.
15. If you spell Balakrishna wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Balakrishna? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
16. Balakrishna can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit Balakrishna' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. When Balakrishna gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19. Balakrishna can kill two stones with one bird.
20. Balakrishna was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Balakrishna can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
22. There is no such thing as global warming. Balakrishna was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23. Balakrishna can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
24. Balakrishna has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
25. Balakrishna once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Balakrishna could use to kill you, including the room itself.
27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Balakrishna.
28. Balakrishna destroyed the periodic table, because Balakrishna only recognizes the element of surprise.
29. Balakrishna got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
30. With the rising cost of gasoline, Balakrishna is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
31. The square root of Balakrishna is pain. Do not try to square Balakrishna, the result is death.
32. When you say "no one's perfect", Balakrishna takes this as a personal insult.
33. Outer space exists because itsw afraid to be on the same planet with Balakrishna
34. Balakrishna has counted to infinity - twice
35. When Balakrishna does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down
36. Balakrishna is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
37. Balakrishna doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
38. Balakrishna gave MonaLisa that smile
39. Balakrishna can slam a revolving door
40. Balakrishna's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
41. Balakrishna grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
42. If you google search "Balakrishna getting kicked"your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn't happen.
43. It takes Balakrishna 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Balakrishna kicked one of the corners off.
45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Balakrishna lives in Hyderabad
46. Balakrishna once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Balakrishna are his films.
48. Balakrishna every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
49. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Balakrishna there is no other way. 

Added From Comments....


50. If bala krishna act in kick move he do Hit Anothers toda and sys mana toda manam kottu kunta kick ledu 
     (Thanks for 50th dialog)

  Write 51st one in comments, If that is good i will update in in the main list

   

Balli Resume...!!

RESUME
PIC:  


Name: Balakrishna (alias Balayya)

AIM : To make the audience run away from theaters



Experience: 30 years industry
Junior Artist - 1974 (with 1 hit, 9 flops)
side role- 1979(14 flops)
Lead role- 1986- till date( 4 hits, 44 flops)

Skills: Stopping the moving trains (Palnati brahmanaidu), climbing Mt. Everest
(Vijayendra varma), shooting a bullet from mouth (Allari pidugu), playing
with current (Okka magadu), etc.

Expectations: min. 5 crores for each film
Achievements: world records in flops


Role Model: Captain Vijayakanth,the Telugu Tiger of Tamil Nadu.



project details--
1.bike riding on ground and in air
2.climbing any mountain with hands
3.pulling chair front and sending train back



Leadership skills--
Led 12564 hens and cocks to attack the enemies and won the battle.
special attraction--
1.hitting thigh
2.having laser eye
3.senseless talking in functions, interviews

Have a Nice and Great Day

Keep Smiling

--


Sridhra

Blalakrishna have Brain

Doctior:-  You have a "Brain Tumor"
Bala:-       Yahooo..........!!( Jumps & Enjoying)
Doctor:-   Why are you soo happy?
Bala:-        It proves that i have "Brain".

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Film-History of Greatest TELUGU Hero... Balakrishna..

Hi...

Friends, Now U R Going To Know About the Film-History of Greatest TELUGU Hero...

Caution: If U Don't Take Lunch, Please Finish it Off Otherwise UR Energy will not be Sufficient to Digest Such Facts...

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8 7 Cinemas







3 6 Directors







54 Heriones









46 Years







3 Superhits








10 Hits












20 with vijayasanthi..........


74 Futs





See who is that (I Know U Got it...)

	Movie Title	Release Date	Co-Star(s)	Hit or Fut	Director
1	Thathamma Kala	30-08-1974		Fut - not main hero	D Yoganand
2	Ram Raheem	30-12-1974		Fut	BA Subba Rao
3	Annadammula Anubandham	04-07-1975	Jayamalini	Fut	SD Lal
4	Vemulavada Bhima Kavi	08-01-1976		Fut	D Yoganand
5	Dana Veera Sura Karna	14-01-1977	Deepa	Hit - but not in his account	N.T. Rama Rao
6	Akbar-Saleem-Anarkali	15-03-1978	Deepa	Fut	N.T. Rama Rao
7	Srimadviraat Parvam	28-05-1979	Bhavani	Fut	N.T. Rama Rao
8	Sri Tirupati Venkateswara Kalyanam	08-09-1979		Fut	N.T. Rama Rao
9	Rowdy Ramudu Konte Krishnudu	15-08-1980	Rajyalaxmi	Fut	K Raghavendra Rao
10	Anuraga Devatha	09-01-1982		Fut	Tatineni Rama Rao
11	Simham Navvindi	03-03-1983	Kalaranjani	Fut (cinema chusi PANDI navvindi ani pettaru)	D Yoganand
12	Sahasame Jeevitham	01-06-1984	Vijji	Fut	Bharathi Vasu
13	Disco King	07-06-1984	Tulasi	Avg (Disco floors irigipoyai)	Tatineni Prasad
14	Janani-Janmabhoomi	27-07-1984	Sumalatha, Rajyalaxmi	Fut	K Viswanath
15	Mangamma Gari Manavadu	07-09-1984	Suhasini	Hit	Kodi Ramakrishna
16	Palnati Puli	04-11-1984	Bhanupriya	Fut ( aunu nijam PULI Raju)	Tatineni Prasad
17	Srimadviraat Veerabrahmendra Swamy Charitra	29-11-1984	Rati	AVG (Side character kabatti konchem adinidi)	N.T. Rama Rao
18	Kadha Nayakudu	14-12-1984	Vijayashanti	Fut	K Murali Mohan Rao
19	Atmabalam	24-01-1985	Bhanupriya	Fut (Release indi ani kuda evariki teliyadu)	Tatineni Prasad
20	Babai Abbai	08-02-1985	Anita Reddy	Avg (Malli ee cinema tiyali....Abbai as JR NTR and Babai as Every one knows)	Jandhyala
21	Bharya Bhartala Bandham	28-03-1985	Rajani	Fut	VB Rajendra Prasad
22	Bhale Tammudu	27-04-1985	Urvasi, Aswani	Fut	Paruchuri Brothers
23	Kathula Kondayya	11-10-1985	Sumalatha	Fut (Sorry Katthula Bandayya)	NB Chakravarti
24	Pattabhishekam	21-12-1985	Vijayashanti	Fut	K Raghavendra Rao
25	Nippulanti Manishi	07-02-1986	Radha	Avg (Veedu Nippu lanti manisha...anduke Bellamkonda gadu kalipoyadu)	NB Chakravarti
26	Muddula Krishnayya	28-02-1986	Vijayashanti, Radha	Avg (Konni chotla Hit andoyi)	Kodi Ramakrishna
27	Sita Rama Kalyanam	18-04-1986	Rajani	Avg	Jandhyala
28	Anasuyamma Gari Alludu	02-07-1986	Bhanupriya	Hit ( kakapothe Anasuyamma chacchindi)	A Kodanda Rami Reddy
29	Desodharakudu	07-08-1986	Vijayashanti	Fut ( ee desaniki babu)	SS Ravichandra
30	Kaliyuga Krishnudu	19-09-1986	Radha	Fut ( Anavasarm ga kaliyugam lo putta...cha)	K Murali Mohan Rao
31	Apoorva Sahodarulu	09-10-1986	Vijayashanti, Bhanupriya	Fut ( inkodu evado gurthu ledu)	K Raghavendra Rao
32	Bhargava Ramudu	14-01-1987	Vijayashanti	Hit (hammayya....at least....)	K Raghavendra Rao
33	Allari Krishnayya	28-02-1987	Bhanupriya	Fut (abba cha....vella vamsam director lu kudana babu....)	Nandamuri Ramesh
34	Sahasa Samrat	16-04-1987	Vijayashanti	Fut (yes...u r right...title goes to producer)	K Raghavendra Rao
35	President Gari Abbayi	14-05-1987	Suhasini	Hit	Tatineni Rama Rao
36	Muvva Gopaludu	19-06-1987	Vijayashanti, Sobhana	Fut (kodiki guddu pettincha...hey hey hey)	Kodi Ramakrishna
37	Ramu	31-07-1987	Rajani	Avg	Y Nageswara Rao
38	Bhanumathi Gari Mogudu	19-11-1987	Vijayashanti, Aswani	Fut	A Kodanda Rami Reddy
39	Inspector Pratap	15-01-1988	Vijayashanti	Fut.....	Mutyala Subbayya
40	Donga Ramudu	18-02-1988	Radha	Hit	K Raghavendra Rao
41	Tiragabadda Telugu Bidda	11-05-1988	Bhanupriya	Futtttttttttttttttttttttttt	A Kodanda Rami Reddy
42	Bharatamlo Balachandrudu	24-06-1988	Bhanupriya	Malli cheppala Futte	Kodi Ramakrishna
43	Ramudu--Bhimudu	20-10-1988	Radha, Suhasini	Fut.....(naku teliyadu babu veditho kuda teesara....)	K Murali Mohan Rao
44	Rakthabhishekam	09-12-1988	Radha	Fut ....(yes correct...chusinollaki )	A Kodanda Rami Reddy
45	Bhale Donga	10-02-1989	Vijayashanti	Avg ( Daring, Dashing, dynamic...director becz....malli veedithone ventane teesadu)	A Kodanda Rami Reddy
46	Muddula Mavayya	07-04-1989	Vijayashanti	Super hit	Kodi Ramakrishna
47	Asoka Chakravati	28-06-1989	Bhanupriya, Suparna	Malli Fut	SS Ravichandra
48	Bala Gopaludu	13-10-1989	Suhasini, Rekha	Fut (veedu balaudu enti ra)	Kodi Ramakrishna
49	Prananiki Pranam	12-01-1990	Rajani	Fut (no comment...title chusthene bayam vestundi)	Chalasani Rama Rao
50	Nari Nari Naduma Murari	27-04-1990	Sobhana, Nirosha	Hit ( taruvatha sobhana and nirosha maayaam)	A Kodanda Rami Reddy
51	Muddula Menalludu	07-07-1990	Vijayashanti	Fut (enni muddulu babu)	Kodi Ramakrishna
52	Lorry Driver	21-12-1990	Vijayashanti	Hit (veedi kanna Vijayasanthi ki peru vacchindi)	B Gopal
53	Thalli Dandrulu	09-02-1991	Vijayashanti	Fut

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