Out first ball

In a country town match, the batsman was out first ball. 'Not like last week,' said the wicket-keeper.
'No,' said the batsman. 'Last week I stayed in and got forty and when I got back all the beer was gone!'

Like IPL, if there is ISL

Like IPL, if there is ISL (Indian Sex League) then what would be the name of the Teams?

1) Hyderabad Hardcore
2) Chennai Super Penis
3) Kolkata Night Fcukers
4) Rajastan Pussies
5) Punjab Prostitute XI
6) Mumbai Lesbians
7) Delhi Dare Drillers
8) Banglore Royal Suckers..!