Elephant and Ant love.....!!

Elephant fall in love with an Ant. but Ant's parents are against their marriage. Why? they have a strong reason do u know?
Lady having teeth out side..

Four ants and One Elephant

Four Ants are moving through a forest.They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

Iam a Complan Boy,Iam Santoor Girl

Cat:-How old are you?

Elephant:-I am Just 5 years old

Cat:- Only 5.....! But you are so Big?

Elephant:-I am Complan Boy.

Cat:- I am just 30.

Elephant:-30! But you are so Small?

Cat:- I am Santoor Girl

Rat On Fire

Rat and Elephant were doing sex under a coconut tree.
Suddenly, a coconut had fall on the Elephant head then it shouted.
Rat said Ok I will do slowly.

Ant Comments

A Lady Elephant passing the road. One of the Ant said "oh! what a nice figure of that Elephant having 360,240,360.Very very sexy...