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Showing posts with label Logic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Logic. Show all posts

April 07, 2013

Spend Your Time In Better Way


Why don't spend your time doing something you will benefit from, then spread lies about someone who's living their Life?                

May 06, 2011

Logical Insult with SMS

Months 12
Criket Players 11
Fingers 10
Planets 9
Corners 8
Wonders 7
Senses 6
Oceans 5
Directions 4
Seasons 3
Eyes 2
Lovely People 1
...
...
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Not "U"
Only "ME"

Hay Don't Cry...

February 23, 2011

A Foolish and Wise Men

A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, 
but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

July 12, 2010

July 02, 2010

Logical Question SMS

Always goes up never comes down? What is that....


Post your answer in comments.         




                        
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January 22, 2010

23 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered !!!




23 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered

1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be give a thought)

3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)

4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)

7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a  dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else)

8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch)

13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)

14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)

15.What should one call a male  ladybird? (No comments)

16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )

17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isnt it)

19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (i dont have a change to try)

21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very  nice)

22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)

23.Wh! y do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law) 





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January 19, 2010

12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone




Helloooo..........







 12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone

TWELVE:
You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.

ELEVEN:
You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.

TEN:
You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away.

NINE:
You smile when you hear his/her voice.

EIGHT:

When you look at him/her, you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her.

SIX:
He/She
is everything you want to think.

FIVE:
You realise that you smile every time you look at him/her.

FOUR:
You would do anything to see him/her.

THREE:
While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.

TWO:
You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing.

ONE:
You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.

NOW MAKE A WISH! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT THE MOST.......



*****

ALMOST THERE!


Send this message to  12 friends if u  believe it: 12 WAYS TO KNOW THAT YOU LOVE SOMEONE


*And something good is going to happen tonight....

**If you don't do it...you will definitely regret it.......



***Below Email Post option is there just use that to send ur friends

April 22, 2009

God's Answers


One day a man asked God-
"wats the difference between your love and my love?"

Then God replied 
"I LOVE IS-FISH IN WATER AND;
 UR LOVE IS-FISH IN A PLATE"....

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July 06, 2008

Say Wishes In Diffrent Way


.!. H 6 I N
p o o 6 .!.
3 3 M S
n
H S I M I
Get confused....?
Turn ur screen upside down & read it again......


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