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December 10, 2009

KCR's Clock

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 KCR's Clock
A politician dies and goes to heaven. He stands in front of Yama and sees a huge wall of clocks behind him.
“What are all those clocks?”
“Those are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your Lie Clock move."
"Oh. Whose clock is that?"
“That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved."
“And whose is that?”
"That's Abraham Lincoln's. The hands have only moved twice."
"Where's KCR’s clock?”
"It’s in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan.”
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