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October 31, 2007

You Are My Heart Beat


3 places in my heart for love
1 for mother

2 for father

3 for lover oh!
sorry friend no place for u in my heart because you are my heart beat

For Friensship


for Gold --->>>>916
for Love --->>>>143
for Fraud -->>>>420
for Beer --->>>>5000
for Police --->>>>100
for Soap --->>>> 501
for Bata --->>>>999
for Cigerette -->>>> 555
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Coosing Your Friend As Sweet Friend


I am not rich but I have a rich heart
I am not smart but i have a smart mind,
I am not always right but im not wrong in choosing you as my sweet friend.

October 30, 2007

Good Business


Sardar: Selling parachutes "Jump from plane and press the button then you can Land safely.
Customer:If parachutes does not open?
Sardar :Money Returns......!

Try It Friends You Can!


We have "6" Facts on Earth.............. 1st FACT........You cant touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2nd FACT......After reading this All fools try this. 3rd FACT......Now you smile because you just realised you are a fool too. 4th FACT......Now you want to fool your friends. 5th FACT.....You will forward it to all fools. 6th FACT.....FACT 1 is False.
The Sweetest words ever said by someone in true love. "I am jealous of that people you ever hugged because for a moment they held my World...."

Feel My Feelings


Every Friend can say i can understand your feelings but a true friend will always say i can feel your feelings that is the magic of True Friendship.

Invisable Key

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Plase To My Friend In Heaven


A Sweet Heart full night at pleasant moon day and heart feelings and dreams are achieved by full confidence then the heaven take his palace to my hearty friend.

October 24, 2007

To Keep Friendship Alive


1 stone is enough 2 break a glass ,
1 sentence is enough 2 break a heart ,
1 min is enough to fall in love ,
1 "SMS" enough 2 keep "FRIEND SHIP"..........alive

October 18, 2007

So Create History

Be a POET when u r alone u come,
Be a SCIENTIST when u work ,
Be a LOVER when u see art,
Be a HISTORY when u die & Be My FRIENDS Untill i
die.......GUD MORNING.

October 12, 2007

Think a Feaw min For Your Life


Learn from yesterday,
live for today,
hope for tomorrow.

Make Things/Goal/Work Easy


Chose a job you love,
and you will never have to work a day in your life.

Do Help/Give/Love/Remember Without?


Friendship is 2 Help Without Hesitation
2 Give Without Expectation
2 Love Without Limitation &
2 Remember Even Without Communication

Good Night

October 09, 2007

Dear O Dear


Dear-O-Dear, ur not Near,But I can Hear,Dont Get Fear,Ur Memories r Here,Live With Cheer,No More Tear And be my dear friend ever FOREVER.

Ecclesiastes


For everything there is a season, And a time for every matter under heaven:
A time to be born, and a time to die;
A time to plant, and a time to pluck up what is planted;
A time to kill, and a time to heal;
A time to break down, and a time to build up;

A time to weep, and a time to laugh;
A time to mourn, and a time to dance;

A time to throw away stones, and a time to gather stones together;
A time to embrace, And a time to refrain from embracing;
A time to seek, and a time to lose;
A time to keep, and a time to throw away; A time to tear, and a time to sew;
A time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
A time to love, and a time to hate,
A time for war, and a time for peace.

October 08, 2007

Life Salutes you This Time


Legendry words by "charile chaplin":
"LIfe laughs at u when u r unhappy,Life smiles at u when u r happy .But ,life salutes u when u make others happy.

philosophy

The biggest loss in life:"some one crying because of u"....and
The biggest achievement in life:"some one crying for u"

Sardar vs Sachin


Sardar starts rising his bat on 35 runs. sachin asks him:its not a 50 r 100? sardar replies:"only a student can understand the importance of scoring 35 . "

Always Remember Who Loves You


Real fact:"If u r happy u will remember the person whom u love .If u r sad u will remember the person who loves u".try it.......!

Friends Quotations

I thought i am ur only friend........but behind u i found a large crowd.i complained to god but realised .He too was in queue!
"HOW SWEET UR"

Two Sardar's and their horses

"How will we know which
is your & which is mine?" asked Zail.

"Easy"replied Jarnail.
"I'll cut mine's tail,yours will be the one with tail"

This was heard by a few boys ,they cut the other's tail too.

Next morning the confusion continued.
"Don't worry "retorted Jarnail.
"I'll tie a bell around its neck, yours will be the one without
the bell."

The boys heard this also & cut the bell.

The next day, Zail got frustrated & said

"Okay now the last criterion,
white will be yours & black will be mine."

Sardar and Tickets

A porter loaded down with suitcases followed Mr. & Mrs. Santa to the airline check-in counter. As they approached the line, the husband glanced at the pile of luggage and said to the wife, "Why didn't you bring the piano, too?" "Are you trying to be funny?" she replied. "No, I really wish you had" he sighed. "I left the tickets on it."

Good night wish

There is a lot of difference between the DREAM and Aim.
Dreams require Sleep to be seen but Aims reuires Sleepless
days and nights to be full filled

Friend in Heart

Your are a feel and a flow in my thought.
Your are something special like a Friend.
Dont forget me and my cheer that spend in your presence.
The little one says the Friendshipday wish

October 07, 2007

phylosophy

girls psychology
fraud with innocent boys
friendship with charming boys
contact with intelligent boys
first with freaky boys
love with faith full boys
and in the end marriage with a rich man
moral of the story:
chandramukhi ho yaa paaru
sab ekjaisi hai yaroo.

Nevwr Think Like That


Sometimes in life we think we do not need anyone. But sometimes we do not have anyone when we need... so do not let your loved ones go ever...........

A Boy Rape Case


Eight year boy caught in rape case. In court lady lawyer hold his penis and says " ur honour see thios sir, can he rape?" boy says leave me madam , if my dick is up then you loose case.

I Am Proud To Be An Indian.


Feel proud to be an INDIAN.
38% of Doctors in USA are INDIANS.
12% of Scientists in USA are INDIANS.
36% of NASA scientists are INDIANS.
34% of Microsoft employees are INDIANS.
17% of INTEL employees are INDIANS.
28% of IBM employees are INDIANS.
India is Grate. If all these people had worked for India we would have raced US in days.
"HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY " for all Indians.

Read This Its Really Touching.


One day a boy asked his girl friend to marry her. The girl gave him a challenge, to live a day without her. Then only she will marry him.

No communication. Bet them 24 hrs.

The boy didn't know that the girl has only 24 hrs life left. because she was seriously ill.
After 24hrs the boy went to girls home holding a ring.
He was surprised knowing she's dead.

she left a letter for him saying, "you did it and you can be without me. Do it everyday, i love you!

Free Free Freeeeeee...........


"I LOVE YOU" send this message to 10 girls and win a free trip to your nearest police station. Food, Body massage and accommodation guaranteed.

Tortoise Get College Seat


Tortoise and rabbit wrote entrance exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 81%.Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, cut off needed was 85%, rabbit didn't get but tortoise got admission even with 80% any guess as how?
?
?
you remember when we were in 1st standard tortoise won a race.....
so in sports quota tortoise get seat.

Sardar SIM Card? (AirTel/Hutch)


Dog was chasing sardar.
Srdar runs, but laughing!
A man asked,"why are you laughing!
Sardar replied, I have AirTel sim but Hutch network is following me.

Acting In Sleeping


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Are you sleeping.....?
( i
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Don't act yar.....
( i
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Open your eyes..
( i
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Both eyes yar.....
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Thats good
GOOD NIGHT;;;;....!

Getting 75% Above Is Not a Joke


Principal:-All students must try to get above 75%.
Student:-No sir we try for 100%
Principal:-Are you joking
Student:-Saley who started joking first.

October 06, 2007

Immediate Placement.....!


Parents to a engineering college
Parent :"is this college good"?
Watch Man :Probably the best.I did my engineering here and got immediate placement...!

Sardar:-Is He Make Fool?


Friend: On April 1st a sardar was invited by his friend for lunch went sardar reached there home was locked, a note said i made you a fool. Sardar: wrote i din't come.

Girls Are Good Players Than?



Flash News : Only 10% Girls Playing Games Likes Tennis ,
Foot Ball,Carroms,Cricket,etc........
becouse 90% Girls are Playing with Boys Life take care and don't play with girls

Meaning of A to J


A, B, C, D
A - you are atractive
B - you are the best
C - you are the charming

D - you are dare to me

E, F, G
E - you are excelent

F - you are funny
G - you are good looking
H, I, J
H - he he he

I - i am

J - jocking

Nice Day


"G"od
"O"ffers us his
"O"utstanding

"D"evotion to
"M"ake us
"O"bidient and
"R"eady for a
"N"ewday to
"I"nitiate

"N"ew aim for the
"G"lory of life.
GOOD MORNING

October 05, 2007

Colour Full Friendship


Friend ship is the rainbow between two hearts.
sharing of 7 feelings.
love+
sad+
happy+
truth+
faith+
secret+
helping="FRIEND SHIP"

October 04, 2007

Friends Quotations

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Heart Measurement

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Birthday Greatings With Rose

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While Coosing & Loosing a Friend


"Be slow in choosing a friend and much slower while loosing them" B'coz friendship is not an opportunity but It's a sweet responsibility.have a nice day


Sardar Tripple Riding


3 sardars going on bike,traffic police waves his hand to stop them sardar speeds away saying "oyee...already 3 persons in the bike ,there is no place for you saleya".......!

Telugu Poems


Hi all Today I Started a True Love Story

A True Love Story of Venky With 20 Parts

Till now i wrote Part-1Prt-2 and Part 3 will post by tomorrow

(In Telugu)
kiranaaniki cheekati ledu...
sirimuvvaki maunam ledu.....
chirunavvuki maranam ledu.......
mana "SNEHAANIKI antham ledu...
Mariche sneham cheyaku,cheyase sneham maravaku .


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Who Really Cares For You?


CARING FOR SOME ONE IS EASY BUT TO MAKE SOMEONE CARE FR YOU IS DIFFICULT.......
SO NEVER LOSE THE ONE WHO REALLY CARES FOR YOU HEARTILY ........"GUD MORNING"

Keep Smile



BEAUTY AND COLORS MAY ATTRACT THE EYES.......
BUT ,ONLY A SMILE WILL CATCH THE ATTENTION OF OTHERS HEART....! SO,KEEP SMILING...... GUD MORNING

October 03, 2007

Birthday Greating Card

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Diffrentiate Love & Friendship


A GOOD WAY TO DIFFERENTIATE LOVE AND FRIEND SHIP:

"WITHOUT U I CAN'T LIVE"-IS LOVE"

"U MUST LIVE,I M WITH U"-THIS IS FRIEND SHIP".

Friends In Life


Tear of eyes r valuble,
speech of lips r lips,
heart with love is beautiful,

life with a friend is wonderful.........

Mind Blowing


Keeping a place for me in your heart is okay......
but keeping a place for me in your mind can be "Dangerous".....
becoz people say I'"am mind blowing"!

What Friend Says?



-> A ROSE SAYS "I LOVE U"
-> A SMILE SAYS "I LIKE U"
->A RING SAYS "I MARRY U"
-> A TRUE FRIEND SAYS "I WILL THERE FOR EVER"


Enjoy Your Life


Our Life Begins With our Cry and End with Other's Cry.
So Try to Utlize This Gap To Laugh As Much As Possible Between These Cries And Make Your life enjoy.

October 02, 2007

First Love In Your Life


Every Person Love Any One in his life, First Love Is Best Love, Its a Brighting Star InThe Sky.

cell phoness


Life Before Marriage Is Airtel You Can Express Your Self, Aafter Marriage Reliance Always Get In Touch, After Honeymoon Is Hutch Whereever You Go Your Wife Network Follows, After One Year Life Is Idea Your Wife Can Change You Life, After Ten Years Life Bsnl Subscriber Is Not Reachable......
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