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March 31, 2010

Some Very IMP Facts About Balayya....

Please don't get hurt if you are balayya's fan...... Enjoy

1. Balakrishna makes onions cry
2. Balakrishna can delete the Recycle Bin.
3. Ghosts are actually caused by Balakrishna killing people faster than Death can process them.
4. Balakrishna can build a snowman..... out of rain.
5. Balakrishna can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6. Balakrishna can drown a fish.
7. When Balakrishna enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,............. he turns the dark off.
8. When Balakrishna looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Balakrishna and Balakrishna.
9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Balakrishna can throw Brett Favre even further.
10. The last digit of pi is Balakrishna. He is the end of all things.
11. Balakrishna does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
12. Bullets dodge Balakrishna.
13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
belongs to Balakrishna and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
14. Balakrishna' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Balakrishna.
15. If you spell Balakrishna wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Balakrishna? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
16. Balakrishna can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit Balakrishna' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. When Balakrishna gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19. Balakrishna can kill two stones with one bird.
20. Balakrishna was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Balakrishna can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
22. There is no such thing as global warming. Balakrishna was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23. Balakrishna can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
24. Balakrishna has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
25. Balakrishna once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Balakrishna could use to kill you, including the room itself.
27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Balakrishna.
28. Balakrishna destroyed the periodic table, because Balakrishna only recognizes the element of surprise.
29. Balakrishna got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
30. With the rising cost of gasoline, Balakrishna is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
31. The square root of Balakrishna is pain. Do not try to square Balakrishna, the result is death.
32. When you say "no one's perfect", Balakrishna takes this as a personal insult.
33. Outer space exists because itsw afraid to be on the same planet with Balakrishna
34. Balakrishna has counted to infinity - twice
35. When Balakrishna does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down
36. Balakrishna is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
37. Balakrishna doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
38. Balakrishna gave MonaLisa that smile
39. Balakrishna can slam a revolving door
40. Balakrishna's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
41. Balakrishna grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
42. If you google search "Balakrishna getting kicked"your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn't happen.
43. It takes Balakrishna 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Balakrishna kicked one of the corners off.
45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Balakrishna lives in Hyderabad
46. Balakrishna once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Balakrishna are his films.
48. Balakrishna every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
49. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Balakrishna there is no other way.
 




Added From Comments....


50. If bala krishna act in kick move he do Hit Anothers toda and sys mana toda manam kottu kunta kick ledu 
     (Thanks for 50th dialog)



  Write 51st one in comments, If that is good i will update in in the main list
   

When you know what you want

When you know what you want,
and want it bad enough, 
you will find a way to get it.


                                           --Jim Rohn

Great Service

Whoever renders service to many puts himself in line for greatness - 
Great wealth, 
Great return, 
Great satisfaction, 
Great reputation, and 
Great joy.

                                        --Jim Rohn

Without a Sense of Urgency

Without a sense of urgency, 
desire loses its value.


                          --Jim Rohn



Words do Two Major Things

Words do two major things:
They provide food for the mind and 
create light for understanding and awareness.


                                                 --Jim Rohn

Work Harder on Yourself

Work harder on yourself 
than you do on your job.


                                                --Jim Rohn

You Cannot Change Your Destination

You cannot change your destination overnight,
but you can change your direction overnight. 


                                                    --Jim Rohn

You don't get paid for the hour

You don't get paid for the hour.
You get paid for the value you bring to the hour.


                                                     --Jim Rohn

You must take personal responsibility

You must take personal responsibility.
You cannot change the circumstances,
the seasons, or the wind, but you can change yourself. That is something you have charge of. 


                                               --Jim Rohn

Your philosophy

Your philosophy determines whether you will go for the disciplines or continue the errors. 


                           -- Jim Rohn

March 18, 2010

Emotion Test... Pls Be Honest...

Emotion Test
Don't cheat. It's pretty good, see how close it comes..  Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom.


1. Which is your favorite color out of: 
redblackbluegreen, or yellow?  

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, 
black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like 
Flying or Driving more?  

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).


When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
  

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Answers

1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive...
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If you're initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it..

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you send this to five people in one hour. Send it to ten 
people, and it will come true before your next birthday  
        Use email post option below to it to ur dear one's   

 
What you have inside you is What you see in others
                                      Swami Vivekananda....

March 17, 2010

Balli Resume...!!




RESUME
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Name: Balakrishna (alias Balayya)

AIM : To make the audience run away from theaters



Experience: 30 years industry
Junior Artist - 1974 (with 1 hit, 9 flops)
side role- 1979(14 flops)
Lead role- 1986- till date( 4 hits, 44 flops)

Skills: Stopping the moving trains (Palnati brahmanaidu), climbing Mt. Everest
(Vijayendra varma), shooting a bullet from mouth (Allari pidugu), playing
with current (Okka magadu), etc.


Expectations: min. 5 crores for each film
Achievements: world records in flops


Role Model: Captain Vijayakanth,the Telugu Tiger of Tamil Nadu.



project details--
1.bike riding on ground and in air
2.climbing any mountain with hands
3.pulling chair front and sending train back




Leadership skills--
Led 12564 hens and cocks to attack the enemies and won the battle.

special attraction--
1.hitting thigh
2.having laser eye
3.senseless talking in functions, interviews

Have a Nice and Great Day
Keep Smiling








--


Sridhra

Adult Joke on Love Failure

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you,
it's only when you leave her a virgin.

March 15, 2010

తెలుగు నూతన సంవత్సర (ఉగాది) శుభాకాంక్షలు // Happy Ugadi




పరిమళించే తెలుగు మనసులకి....


పులకించే తెలుగు  హృదయలకి.....
వికృతి  నామ ఉగాది  శుభాకాంక్షలు ....
కొత్త  సంవత్సర షడ్రుచులు మీ జీవితంలో సంతోషాన్ని, 

ఆయురారోగ్యాన్ని స్మరుద్ధిగా నింపాలని కోరుకుంటూ......


తెలుగు నూతన సంవత్సర(ఉగాది)శుభాకాంక్షలు మీకు మరియు మీ కుటుంబ సబ్యులందరికి





*Some Text Missing*

How to become a genious ?
*some text missing*
find d missing text, surely u 'll become a genius one day?

March 11, 2010

Smile on your Face

Silent Lips may avoid many problems but
Smiling Lips may solve many problems. 
So always  have a Smile on your Face in the beautiful Journey of Life.

Blalakrishna have Brain

Doctior:-  You have a "Brain Tumor"
Bala:-       Yahooo..........!!( Jumps & Enjoying)
Doctor:-   Why are you soo happy?
Bala:-        It proves that i have "Brain".

March 09, 2010

నేస్తం ఓ నేస్తం My Friend Telugu // Telugu Poetry on Friendship


మన పరిచయాల జడిలో తడిసిపోయి అలజడిని మరచిపోయాను ,
మీ చిరునవ్వుల సవ్వడిలో శబ్దాన్ని కోపమనే శత్రువుని వదిలించుకున్నాను ,
మీరు పంచిన జ్ఞాపకాలలో మునిగి , అనురాగపు అలలపై తేలుతున్నాను ,
అంతే లేని అందాలు , కన్నీళ్ళే లేని బాధలు ,
బాధలే లేని కష్టాలు , కష్టాలే లేని జీవితం ఉండదేమో ,..............
అన్నీ ఉన్నా ...............
నువ్వు నాతో ఉన్నావన్న భావమే నన్నింకా బతికిస్తోంది...........................
ఈ జన్మకది చాలు నేస్తం....................
 








Great Words of A.P.J ABDUL KALAM.






I'm Not a Handsome Guy. 

But I can Give My Hand to Some One who Needs Help.

Beauty is Not in Face, Just in Heart..........








                                                                   -- Abdul Kalam

ఓ మంచి మాట - Nice word




మాటలే కదా
మనసు దోచేది
మాటలే కదా
గుండెలను మీటేది
మాటలే కదా
హృదయపు తోటలో
ప్రేమ మొక్కను నాటేది
మాటలే కదా
తనువులను కలిపేది
మాటలే కదా
కొత్త జీవికి ప్రాణం పోసేది

March 06, 2010

A Love quotation in telugu మనసులోని భావాలెన్నో

మనసులోని భావాలెన్నో:-


మనసులోని భావాలెన్నో
మరువలేని గాయాలెన్నో
వీడలేని నేస్తాలెన్నో
వీడిపోని బంధాలెన్నో
మరపురాని పాటలెన్నో
మధురమయిన క్షణాలెన్నో
కవ్వించే కబుర్లెన్నో
మాయమయ్యే మార్పులెన్నో
అవసరానికి ఆడిన అబద్ధాలెన్నో
ఆస్చర్యపరిచే అద్భుతాలెన్నో
మాటల్లో చెప్పలేని ముచ్చట్లెన్నో
ముసుగు వేసిన మనసుకు మరువరాని జ్ఞాపకాలెన్నో
ఎన్నో ఎన్నెన్నో ఇంకెన్నో...
మనిషి జీవితంలో మరువలేని ఇంకెన్నో
ఇదే జీవితం... దీనిని అనుభవించు అనుక్షణం ........

Sridhar

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A Love Quotation in telugu | స్నేహ ప్రయాణం మరణాంతరం వరకుచిగురించిన స్నేహం

A Love Quotation in telugu

ఆపద సమయంలో కూడా వదలని మిత్రుడితో స్నేహం చేయాలి..మధురంగా సంభాషించే మిత్రుడిని వదలుకొవద్దు


ఒక చిన్న నవ్వే నవ్వి యుధ్దాలేన్నో ఆపొచ్చూ
ఒక చిన్న నవ్వే నవ్వి బంధాలేన్నో కలాపొచ్చూ

చిరునవ్వుల దీపం వెలిగించూ
నీ బాధలకీగతి తొలగించూ
చిరునవ్వుల బాణం సంధించూ
శత్రువులే ఉండరు గమనించూ

మణిషాన్నోడే మనసారా తానే నవ్వొచ్చూ
మనసున్నోడే తనవారిని కూడా నవ్వించూ
పైనున్నోడే నీ నవ్వును చూసి దిగి వచ్చూ
నీతో పాటే తన కాస్ఠం మారవచ్చూ

నీ గుండెళ్లోనా గాయాలెంనున్నా
నవ్వే వాటికి మందూ
నీ కన్నుళ్లోనా కన్నీరెంతున్నా
ఆదరాలా నవ్వే వాటికి హద్దూ

త్వరగా నిను చూసి నవ్వేవారు నిద్దూర పోయేట్తూ
సరిగా నీ నవ్వుని నిచ్చెనా సేసి ఎక్కర పై మెట్టూ

నీ కోపం నువ్వే కరిగించు
నీ రూపం నువ్వే వెలిగించూ
ఈ పాఠం నువ్వే పాటించు
పది మందికి నువ్వే చాటించూ

ఏడ్చేవాళ్ళుంటే కసీతీరా ఎడ్పిస్తుందీ లోకం
నవ్వే వాలుంటే కాదుపారా ఏడుస్తుందీ కాలం
కనుకే లోకాన్ని ఎదిరిచేతి మార్గం కనిపెట్టు
కదిలే కాలానీ ఎదురీదేటి ధైర్యం చూపేట్టూ

ఈ జీవిత సత్యం గుర్తించూ
ఆఆనందం నీవై జీవించూ
నీ చలనం నీవె గమనించూ
సంచలనం నువ్వే సృస్టించూ ........

Sridhar....


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March 04, 2010

Why are you?

TEACH : John, Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : U told me 2 do it without using tables.

LOVE asked FRIENDSHIP....!

One day LOVE asked FRIENDSHIP " why r u in the world when i'm here?" FRIENDSHIP smiled and said "to spread smiles where u leave tears....!"

where does the sun go at night ?



Santa : "Yaar,  where does the sun go at night ?"
Banta : "It does not go anywhere. It remains there but due to darkness we cannot see it.

Kevin's Dog

TEACHER : Kevin , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
KEVIN : No, sir, it's the same dog

Love your job but don't love your Company

Love your job but don't love your Company, 

Because you may not know

when your company stops loving you



                                  -- Abdul Kalam
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