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January 22, 2010

23 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered !!!




23 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered

1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be give a thought)

3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)

4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)

7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a  dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else)

8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch)

13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)

14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)

15.What should one call a male  ladybird? (No comments)

16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )

17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isnt it)

19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (i dont have a change to try)

21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very  nice)

22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)

23.Wh! y do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law) 





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January 20, 2010

Oscar 2009 Best Comedian Award Winner -- Balayya

Balaya Comedy

All IZ well 3 Idiots

Jahapana tussi great ho……









 




Tohfa kubool karo….


Cheers..n say AAL i zz well.!! 




Balakrishna Jokes

సంక్రాంతి శుభాకాంక్షలు

Hi,

Sankranti is derived from "Sat" and "Kranthi" means "Good movement", the movement of course refers to that of the sun from one rashi to another.

It is also celebration of the harvested crops and goes by different names in various parts of India, among them Sankranthi in Karnataka, Pongal in Tamilnadu and Bihu in Assam.



మీకు మరియు మీ కుటుంబ సభ్యులకు సంక్రాంతి శుభాకాంక్షలు..!!



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Wish you all happy sankranthi and happy pongal..





January 19, 2010

12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone




Helloooo..........







 12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone

TWELVE:
You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.

ELEVEN:
You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.

TEN:
You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away.

NINE:
You smile when you hear his/her voice.

EIGHT:

When you look at him/her, you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her.

SIX:
He/She
is everything you want to think.

FIVE:
You realise that you smile every time you look at him/her.

FOUR:
You would do anything to see him/her.

THREE:
While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.

TWO:
You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing.

ONE:
You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.

NOW MAKE A WISH! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT THE MOST.......



*****

ALMOST THERE!


Send this message to  12 friends if u  believe it: 12 WAYS TO KNOW THAT YOU LOVE SOMEONE


*And something good is going to happen tonight....

**If you don't do it...you will definitely regret it.......



***Below Email Post option is there just use that to send ur friends

January 08, 2010

Two things decide your ATTITUDE


Two things  decide your ATTITUDE:
What do you think of yourself, when you have Nothing and what do you think of others when you have Everything....!

January 07, 2010

Life Book 2010 // 40 Tips for Better Life // Start Your New Life in 2010


Life Book 2010


 

    Enjoy the good life in 2010 Happy New Year



Health: 
 

1.    Drink plenty of water
2.    Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar
3.    Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants, and eat less  food that is manufactured in plants
4.    Live with the 3 E's -- Energy,  Enthusiasm, and Empathy
5.    Make time for prayer
6.    Play more games
7.    Read more books than you did in 2008
8.    Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day
9.    Sleep for 7 hours
10.  Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day ---- and while you walk,  smile


Personality:
 
11.  Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what  their journey is all about.
12.  Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control.
        Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13.  Don't over do ; keep your limits
14.  Don't take yourself so seriously ; no one else does
15.  Don't waste your precious energy on gossip
16.  Dream more while you are awake
17.  Envy is a waste of time.  You already have all you need..
18.  Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with  his/her mistakes of the past.
     That will ruin your present happiness.
19.  Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate  others.
20.  Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present
21.  No one is in charge of your happiness except you
22.  Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn.
     Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away
     like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23.  Smile and laugh more
24.  You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Community:

25.  Call your family often
26.  Each day give something good to others
27.  Forgive everyone for everything
28.  Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the  age of 6
29.  Try to make at least three people smile each day
30.  What other people think of you is none of your business
31.  Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your family and friends will. Stay in touch.


Life:

32.  Do the right things
33.  Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful
34.  GOD heals everything
35.  However good or bad a situation is, it will change
36.  No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up
37.  The best is yet to come
38.  When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it
39.  Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.


Last but not the least :

40.  Do forward this to everyone you care about.





2012 has been postponed to 2035 // Telangana Bandh // Telangana strike

 


Dear ppl ,the "End -Of-The-World " is due in 2012 has been postponed to 2035 due to the inconvenience caused by telangana bandh.........




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Google Nexus One


The Google phone expected to hit the markets this year, is expected to be thinner than any Android-based phone available now. The Nexus One will give stiff competition to the iPhone, the only other phone that Android competes with. Said to be Google's pure vision of what it thinks the phone should be, the company has confirmed that it will manufacture and retail the units directly.
The Nexus One reportedly measures a little over 0.45 inches thick, and has a 3.7-inch OLED touch screen. It could possibly run Qualcomm's 1GHz QSD 8250 processor, and has 512 MB RAM, 512 MB ROM and a 4 GB microSD card included, expandable to 32 GB. The camera has a 5MP sensor, mechanical auto focus and LED flash, and could also include 2x optical zoom.


Official site:- http://www.google.com/phone/?locale=en_US&s7e=

January 05, 2010

Full-screen*Business Name*Address:


Hey U copied from Google business listing.... If you copy a business address from the business listing then it will copy like






"Full-screen*Business Name*Address:"

So while copy from the google business listing plz take care....

January 04, 2010

AP Oscar Awards 2009 Announced



Oscar Awards AP 2009 Announced









Best Actor: KCR
Best Romantic Actor: ND Tiwari
Best Silent Side Actor: Chandrababu Naidu
Best Negative Role Actor : Lagadapati Rajagopal
Best Negative Role Actress : Nannapaneni Raja kumari
Best Comedian: Chiranjeevi
Best Dubbing Artiste: Chidambaram
Best Character Acor: Manmohan Singh
Best Story Writer: Sonia Gandhi
Best Screenplay: Sonia Gandhi
Best Direction: Sonia Gandhi
Best Audience: Rosiah



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