Jokes

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know,
I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn"t notice"

Jokes

A Good Friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital wid flowers n goes.
A True friend Sits near u n says: O Yaar! nurse bahut solid hai...
aaram se theek hona!

Long Holiday Trip

Sardar went on a two day holiday,
But returns after 4 days,
His Boss ask's comments, why you are 2 days late?
Sardar replied: Coz., of my car, Which has 3 forward gears & 1 Reverse gear......

Question Paper Out..!! So Prepate and Attend

A man talking with bride’s father…for marriage
Father: what is your qualification?
Man: I did B.A
Father: people learn a,b.c…and learned b.a….reverse.. ..? I don’t want to give my daughter…

Any Way She Got First Class!

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent a telegram to her parents: “ Priya first class in bed.”

Reason Behind Smile?

“A man who is always smiling dose not means that he has no problems,
But the smile shows that he has the ability to overcome all the problems
So keep smile always….!”