Ppen The Window Plzzzzzzzz!

My Wife Wants 2 Jump Out of d Window
Husband to Hotel Manager:
Please Come Fast, My Wife Wants 2 Die & Trying 2 Jump Out of d Window
Hotel Manager:
It’s your Matter What Can I Do, Sir?
Husband:
The Window is Not Opening, Idiot !

No matter how well a man/woman is dressed or behaves,he/she Betrays his origin the moment he/she opens their mouth

Never take failure to your Heart and succes to your Head.......... because Both result in your downfall

Positive Attitude

One tree makes one lack matchsticks but one match stick can burn one lack trees asingle negtive thought can kill hundred dreams! so be positive always

* What is B.E?

8 semesters are there 80GB syllabus 80MB we study 80KB we remember 80 Bytes we answer BINARY marks we get, The Degree finally we get is BE That is Brain Empty (B.E)

m.p Sir

OFFICER---------WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
CANDIDATE-------M P. SIR
OFFICER---------TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE-------MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER---------YOUR FATHER'S NAME?
CANDIDATE-------M P. SIR
OFFICER---------WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE-------MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER---------YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE-------M P. SIR
OFFICER---------IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE-------NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
OFFICER---------WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
CANDIDATE-------M P. SIR
OFFICER--------(ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE-------METRIC PASS
OFFICER---------WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE-------M P. SIR
OFFICER---------AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE-------MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER---------DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE-------M P. SIR
OFFICER---------EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE-------MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER---------THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW CANDIDATE-------M P. SIR
OFFICER---------WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE-------MY PERFORMANCE....?
OFFICER---------M P!!!!
CANDIDATE-------WHAT IS THAT SIR
OFFICER---------MENTALLY PUNCTURED

God's Answers

One day a man asked God-
"wats the difference between your love and my love?"

Then God replied 
"I LOVE IS-FISH IN WATER AND;
 UR LOVE IS-FISH IN A PLATE"....

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Relax + Sing = Relaxing....!??

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"
Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me !Banta Singh"
Third one came and asked the same question, Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach.
He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?".
The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing.
The Sardar slapped him on his face and said "Idiot, they are all searching for you and you are sitting here"

Find City Name

I am a 7 letter city,
My 234 letters is a Bird,
61 is Cool,
1274 is a Part Of The Face,
4713 is way of saying Good,
4 equal to 5.
If you are a genius reply.
Clue see the image

Me And You

Enemy+ U = Friend,
Hate+ U = Love,
Tears+ U = Smile,
Confusion+ U = Solution,
Nothing+ U = Everything,
Me+ U = ? ? ? ? ? ?
Send a Nice answer, I will be waiting for your answer.....

Friend In Maths

Friends are Tan 90*, but best friend is Tan 45*

Solve this TCS Puzzle........

I Live in water, if you cut my head i am at your door, if you cut my tail i am a fruit, if u cut both then iam with u".

What i am ?

Its True, Trust me.............

About "U & Me" what relationship in last "janma" ( before million years ) 120, 220, 320, 420, 520, 620, 720, 820 & 920. Select any one option...........

Answer :

120 - nice dogs,
220 - nice friends
320 - enemys
420 - nice couples
520 - nice relation
620 - best friends
720 - nice lovers
820 - job partners
920 - best sisters or brothers............

Hay Feeling Bore Just Have a Look Here

Which one will u share with me?
1. Tea
2. Soup
3. Milk
4. Boost
5. Fruit juice
6. Icecream
7. Cake

i will tell u meaning after you choose any one.......

Tea--> you care for me
soup--> you hate me.
Milk--> you like me.
Boost---> We are best friends
Fruitjuice--> you trust me.
cake --> you are my sweet heart frien
icecream--> you love me.