Sardhar Went to Shopping...!

(In Telugu Language)
Sardar: Show me one nice cloth.
Shopkeeper: Sir plain lo chusthara?
Sardar: Ne abba plain lo rocket lo vaddu ikkade chustanu.

A Real Friend

A friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when you are lonely, a guide when you are searching, a smile when you are sad, a song when you are glad.

Love Tense

Teacher: Give me an example for Past, present and Future tense. Student: Mam I saw your daughter yesterday, I am loving her today, I will run away with her tomorrow.