No Time To Love

If you start judging people whoom you love you most or who loves you the most you will have no time to love them.

---Mother teresa...

Life

you can not change your future but you can change your habbits and sure your habbits can change your future.

--Bernard shaw

Friend ship

Listen and silent both are words with same letters only a dear one can listen to you when you are silent....

Sardhar Went to Shopping...!

(In Telugu Language)
Sardar: Show me one nice cloth.
Shopkeeper: Sir plain lo chusthara?
Sardar: Ne abba plain lo rocket lo vaddu ikkade chustanu.

A Real Friend

A friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when you are lonely, a guide when you are searching, a smile when you are sad, a song when you are glad.

Love Tense

Teacher: Give me an example for Past, present and Future tense. Student: Mam I saw your daughter yesterday, I am loving her today, I will run away with her tomorrow.

Silly Frog

A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store. His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?""No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."

Two Tails Pig

Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms.At the bottom of the steps, the honor guardsman steps forward and remarks, "Nice pigs, Mr. President" Clinton replies, "I'll have to let you know that these are genuine Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got this one for Chelsea and this one for Hillary.. So, now what do you think?"The honor guardsman answers: "Nice trade, Sir."

Fun Fun Fun

A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry." Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply, "Let's see... Fun period ... fun period ... fun no period ... worry worry worry!"

W"H"O - Mens

Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love. The first woman said, "My husband is a psychologist, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that." The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, but really tunes my engine; I like that!" The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for Microsoft and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it's going to be, when I finally get it..."

Dog Bite

1.A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"
"No."
A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly."That's not my dog."

Real Revolution

At the risk of sounding ridiculous, let me say that the true revolutionary is guided by feelings of love.

Ernesto Che Guevara

DEFINITIONS

• Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
• Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills.
• LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy.
• WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever.

Friendship

A truely caring friendship means ,one who knows you are crying and finds you tears even

Painfull Things in Life

Never break 4 things in your life -
Trust, Promise, Relation & Heart because when they
break they don't make noise but pains a lot ?

--CHARLES

Try New Things Like Me

If someone feels that they had never made a
mistake in their life, then it means they had
never tried a new thing in their life.....

--EINSTEIN

Dangerous Belives

Believing everybody is dangerous;
believing nobody is very dangerous...

--ABRAHAM LINCOLN

How To Change The World

Everyone thinks of changing the world,
but no one thinks of changing himself....

--LEO TOLSTOY

Winning Means

Winning doesn't always mean being first,
winning means you're doing better than you've
done better

--BONNIE BLAIR

Mother Love

If you cannot love the person whom you see,
how can we love god, whom we cannot see..?

--MOTHER TERESA

Don't Compare

Don't compare yourself with any one in this
world.If you do so you are insulting yourself.

--ALEN STRIKE

If You Win

If you win you need not explain....
But if you lose you should not be there to explain.....

--ADOLPH HITLER

William Shakesphere

Three sentences for getting success:

a)know more than others

b)work more than other

c)expect less than other

Swami Vivekananda

In a day,when you don't

come across any problems

-you can be sure that

you are traveling in a

wrong path....

NICE WIFE

After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

COLOURS FADE,

TEMPLES CRUMBLE,

EMPIRES FALL,

BUT...... WISE WORDS ENDURE......

ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN

WORDS........

WORDS CUT MORE THAN

SWORDS.....

Love U R Work.....

If one does not love work,

one is always unhappy in life.

In order to be truly happy in life,

one must love work.

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes,

but quickly to see how to make them good.

Develop Good Character

“Be more concerned with your character than your reputation,

because your character is what you really are,

while your reputation is merely what others think you are.”

Help Others

“What we do for ourselves dies with us.

What we do for others and

the world remains and

is immortal."

Don't stop....

“I can't change the direction of the wind,

I can adjust my sails to always

reach my destination.”

Missing.....................

I have learnt how 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy.
But I can't learn how to stop missing U..............

Smile

Life may bring Failure, Hardships...
but there's always a reason 2 smile dats 'U'

Smile

I know we cannot reach each other.
But when i want 2 smile with u,
I see the MOON

Smile

Better stay away from Girls.
1 or 2 bring SMILE
remaining steal your HAPPINESS

Smile

You dont know effect you have on me
because every time.
I see u my heart begins to smile!

BE ADVANCED

"IF YOU HAVE FAILED TO PLAN

THEN BE SURE THAT YOU HAVE

PLANNED TO FAIL."

SO,IF YOU WANT YOU SUCCEED

IN LIFE,THINK BIG,

VISUALISE AND PLAN IN ADVANCE..

BOTTLENECKS!!!

In any bottle

The neck is at the

TOP!

Create

"We Create....

Others Just Imitate"

SUCCESS

SEE YOUR GOAL,
UNDERSTAND THE OBSTACLES,
CLEAR YOUR MIND OF DOUBT,
CREATE A POSITIVE MENTAL PICTURE,
EMBRACE THE CHALLENGE,
STAY ON TRACK........
SHOW THE WORLD YOU CAN DO IT.

Friendship

True Friendship Comes,,,,,, When Silence Between Two People Is Comfortable

Friendship

The Secret of Friendship is being a Good Listener

Be A Winner

Winners Never Quit
Quitters Never Win
****************
Be With A Winner
And Be A Winner

Choice=Success

Success is not by chance
But by choice
choose the success in your calling.

Move With time!

A famous Quote written at Bus Stand. Only bus stops here, not time. So don’t waste your time. Keep moving with time.

Hold Your Tongue.

It is painful for you to criticize your friends,
you are safe in doing.
If you take the slightest pleasure in it,
that is the time to hold your tongue.

--Alice Miller..

Thomas A.Edison

The first requisite for success is the ability to apply your physical and mental energies to one problem incessantly without growing weary.

Mother Teresa

He who is faultless does not care for the opinion of others.

Funny

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I Will Remember U, But?

Universal Truth-

Help a girl whenshe is in trouble,
and she will surely remember you
only when she is again in trouble....!!

SMS for u

Every Normal person has 72 heart beats,
but for only myself its 73.the extra one is your "sms".
so dont stop your sms,it will affect to my heart......

Jokes

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know,
I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn"t notice"

Jokes

A Good Friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital wid flowers n goes.
A True friend Sits near u n says: O Yaar! nurse bahut solid hai...
aaram se theek hona!

Long Holiday Trip

Sardar went on a two day holiday,
But returns after 4 days,
His Boss ask's comments, why you are 2 days late?
Sardar replied: Coz., of my car, Which has 3 forward gears & 1 Reverse gear......

Question Paper Out..!! So Prepate and Attend

A man talking with bride’s father…for marriage
Father: what is your qualification?
Man: I did B.A
Father: people learn a,b.c…and learned b.a….reverse.. ..? I don’t want to give my daughter…

Any Way She Got First Class!

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent a telegram to her parents: “ Priya first class in bed.”

Reason Behind Smile?

“A man who is always smiling dose not means that he has no problems,
But the smile shows that he has the ability to overcome all the problems
So keep smile always….!”

U Never Reach This End.

Girls are like roads, more the curves,
more the dangerous they are.

Be Carefull While You are Writing..!

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: Iam writing to my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast.

What About Next Year? If She Replay Same..!

Sardar proposed a Girl......
Girl said Iam 1yr elder to you......
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,
I"ll marry you NEXT YEAR.

Best Sign For Remember?

Every TEAR is sign of BROKEN HEART,
Every SILENCE is sign of LONELINESS,
Every SMILE is sign of HAPPINESS,
Every SMS is symbol of REMEMBRANCE.

Meaning Of UGADI

U=ultimately
G=glorious
A=amazing
D=days
I=infront of you

"SARVADHARI NAAMA UGADI" subhakankshalu..........

Friends Quotations

Friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.