Sardar Buy New Auto

sardar buys an auto and paints his wife's name at thes back during paintng. Wife sees that, slaps him and divorces him , bcoz Below the wife's name was written "FORHIRE"....!

Do You Need True Friend?

Walk with me when your heart need company,talk to me when you feel alone,trust me when your heart beats more,think about me when you need a true friend. gud nt.

Easy Way To Get English Girl????

WIFE GOING TO USA,
WIFE:DO YOU WANT ANYTHING FROM USA?

HUSBAND:YA.....ENGLISH GIRL.

WIFE RETURNS....
HUSBAND:WHERE IS MY GIFT......!

WIFE:WAIT 9MONTHS.......!

Who Do Like This?

IF AT ANY TIME YOUR LIFE'S LIKE A CANDLE IN THE WIND THAN "I WILL PUT MY HANDS AROUND YOU SO THAT ALL BURNS ARE MINE IN ALL LIGHTS YOUR'S ITS A PROMISE MY FRIEND GUD NITE.......!

What I s The Sign Of Distance & Togetherness?

LIPS DOES NOT JOIN WHEN WE SAY LOVE....THAT IS "SIGN OF DISTANCE".BUT WHEN WE SAY FRIENDSHIP....LIPS ARE JOINS THAT IS "SIGN OF TOGETHERNESS".

Art Of Living

LIVING THE FAVORABLE AND UNFAVORABLE SITUATIONS IS "PART OF LIVING" BUT SMILE IN ALL THOSE SITUATIONS ARE CALLED "ART OF LIVING"

Friend in Heart

Dont keep ur Special friend in ur eyes.They may fall as tears. Keep them in ur heart so that every Beat reminds yoy that there is some one for you.

Sardar Horse Ride.

A sardar was riding on a horse.He crosses the red signal & the police man whistles,the sardar lifts the tail of the horse & says:"le note karle number".

Good Night Wish

1
HEART
LOVING U!

2
EYES
CRYING
TO SEE U!

6
SENSES
MISSING
U!

24
HOURS
THINKING
ABOUT U!

7
DAYS
CALLING
U!

100YRS
I NEED U.
GUD NITE...........MY FRIEND

Be Happy From Today.....

Thought For The Life Time-

If you wait to be happy you will wait forever.

But if you start to be happy you will be happy forever.

So be happy..........

Pyramids Make Mummies...!

Egyptian Lady:Only We know how to make pyramids and mummies.

Indian boy: Oye, Chhad, come behind the Pyramid i will make u a mummy.

Who Replace This?

A Light can replace Dark,
A Success can replace Failure,
A Smile can replace Pain,
But Nothing in the world can replace your Friendship.

Fends For Ever In Life

Life is a Railway Station. In which love is Train.
It will come and go at any time
But friendship is track.
It will be for ever be alive like your friends.

Read It Job Guarenty!

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Coffee


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Tea Tea
Coffee Coffee

Congrats!......
you are Selected to Working in the

"SOUTH CENTRAL RAILWAY'S"
Enjoy!.........

Sardar Betting On Cricket

Sardar:-Oye i lost 800 ruppes bet on cricket match. 500 once and 300 again for same match.
Friend:-Oye Yar How?
Sardar:-I bet 300 again for highlights.

See The Diffrence

Any body can love a rose but it takes a great deal to Love a leaf. Dont love someone who is beautiful but love the who can make your life beautiful....

Are You a Busyperson?

The doctor and nurses are wating for a mental operation But the operation has not yet started because the mental ptient is very busy in reading this sms.

Solution For Big Ttrouble

All ways keep your lovers photo in your purse. When ever you are in big trouble see the photo you feal that no other problem is bigger than this Now you "Cool cool....Thanda thanda....."

Up To Free @ sms

NOBODY can stop me i will send u sms.....
Til my Death? no
Til u r death? no
Til World exist? no
Til oxygen available? no
Truly telling till sms is free.

Suggest To Love Failure

How to forget the love failure...
SMOKING no
DRINKING no
DRUGS no
OooH..! Then what? simply love another girl......

Sardar Joining Date.....!

Interviewer:- Congrats you are selected and your 1st month salary is 60000rs, and by next month it will be 100000rs .. Sarder:- Ok sir thank you i will join in the next month..

Truth

A girl takes too mush time to love & few seconds to hate..
But a boy take few seconds to love & to much time to hate..... (**shakes pear..?)

Beware Of Night Wishes.....!

Beware of dublicate good night wishes.
Iam the only Authirised ISO-9001-2007 Dealer in Gudnight wishes and i have no branches any where.. gud night.

Philosophy

If a girl is not in love with any boy she is missing somethingin life....
If a boy in love with a girl he will miss everything in life........

Beautful Friend Ship

Love makes life beautiful,
Message makes life beautiful,
Girls makes class beautiful and
Our friendship makes the word friendship beautful...

Achievement In Friendship?

In one year getting 100 friends is not an achiever. If one get a GOODFRIEND for 100 years he is an achiever. Iam the achiever because I have your Friend Ship

Difficulty In The World

Friend is easy to obtain, but once gained its difficult to maintain and once lost it can never be regained. So lock me safe in your heart for ever.........

Friend In dynamo???????????????

Two friends went to a cal girl.1st went in,came out & said "my wife is better". The friend went in, came out and said "you are right your wife is better".

Girl & Boy Each Other

BOY:I like the soft thing behind your Bra.
GIRL:what?
BOY:your heart.
GIRL:I love the big thing between your two legs.
BOY:what?
GIRL:your pulsar bike.

One True Slogan!

One True Slogan!
Love is a medicine for any kind of pain,
But there is no medicine found in the world for pain given by Love.....*****

Earning Mony In Diffrent Ways!

Boy married a lady Traffic Police.....
Friend:-How was your "First Night"?
Boy:- She collected rs 100/- from me for "Over Speed",
200/- for "Wrong Side" entry,
500 for "Without Helmate".

Have a True Friend Always

Some times a "Tear" is better than a fake "Smile",
Some times a "Joke" is better than a good "Advise",
Some times a "Hug" is better than a any "Medicine",
Some times a "Friend's" support is "more precious than any thing in this world",
So have a true friend always

Friend In Computer Language

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

Punch Line

todays punch line ..... Girls heart like water and boys heart like mobile water falls on mobile or mobiles falls on water. bokka mobile.....

Message For Lover Boys

Every girl is waiting for u Every girl is searching for u Every girl is dying to meat u This is not a miracle... just a few days for rakhi .so take care..

Friend Value

One day GOD asked me for how long do you need this friend along with you?
i just cried and dropped a tear of sorrow into an ocean and told until 'I' find this drop..........

Lookig In The Same Direction......

Love does not consist in gazing at each other
but in looking together in the same direction.

Heart Always Need Another Hart

Love cannot endure indifference. It needs to be wanted. Like a lamp, it needs to be fed out of the oil of another's heart, or its flame burns low.

Hello Give Answer Carefully.....!!!!

Sardar made a call to airport and asked how long is the journey from punjab to america..? Receptionist:one second sir...!ok Thank u,Sardar disconnected phone.

She Writes Exam Very Nice

Teacher:Every one write ur 'LOVER' name on a paper..
(after 2 secs)
BOYS: finished teacher.
(after 10 min)
GIRLS: Additional paper teacher....!

Who Fill Your Fingers Gaps

Yow know why GOD create gap between fingers? so that some day your true friend comes &fill those gaps by holding your hand forever.

When Friend Speaks?

when words fails, action speaks.....
when action fails, eye speaks...
when eye fails, tears speaks & when everything fails a friend speak.

Simple Way To Answer y/n Questions.....!!!!

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions.

He takes his seat in the Examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Y for Heads and N for Tails.

Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperatley throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.

The invigilator,alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I finished the exam in half an hour". "But yaar", he says, " I am rechecking my answers."

In Shopping Bargaing Technique...!!!

One sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in burma bazaar.

His tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price.

Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000. vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which sardar told no,no only Rs.900. Vendor told ok , i will give it for 1500 Rs for which sardar bargained for Rs.750.

It was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the Sardar the stereo free of cost. Our sardar asked whether he will give two.

Sardarji Birth

Man: Sardarji where were you born?
Sardarji: Punjab .
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye What part part, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar".

Sardar in china

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"

First day at school

Bobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father.
"Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am a Sardar?"
"No son, that's because you are intelligent."
Bobby seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am a Sardar ??"
"No , that's because you are intelligent," replies his father.
Happy with the answer, Bobby poses another question to his father. "Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am a Sardar?"
The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."

Sardar's Wish

Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the bus he was driving..

Test between India and Australia

In a Test between India and Australia, a fiery Lee was sending quivers down the Indian spine. The new batsman, our sardar, walked slowly to the crease, not feeling unlike a lamb at the slaughter house.
As Lee thundered in, suddenly sardar stood up in the crease, and signalled that he wanted the sight screen adjusted. Adjustments were made and Lee was ready to come in again.
Once again, in the middle of his run-up, sardar found something disturbing in the sight screen.
Indeed, this went on a few times before the irritated umpire, Steve Bucknor walked up to the batsman and enquired, "Where do you want the sight screen, for God`s sake?"

Santa asked, with an ounce of fear, "Could I have it between Lee and me?"!!!