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October 30, 2008
Two Tails Pig
Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms.At the bottom of the steps, the honor guardsman steps forward and remarks, "Nice pigs, Mr. President" Clinton replies, "I'll have to let you know that these are genuine Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got this one for Chelsea and this one for Hillary.. So, now what do you think?"The honor guardsman answers: "Nice trade, Sir."