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July 21, 2009

Give Good Idea to Bill Gates


Billgates: Give me an idea to become poor,
Friend: Take one english Film with BalaKrishna. Billgates: Idiot, I asked Idea to become poor Not a Beggar.

Mobile Language....


If a Mobile company owner suffers from loose motion
How will he explain to Doctor?
DR,from morning unlimited free outgoing.
I am getting new new ring tones.
There is no balance in my stomach.
Whenever I am recharging within a minute its getting discharged.
Can You plz disconnect my connection

Be Strict to your Aim


A man lost alone on island.
One day he decided to build a boat with wood.
suddenly girl comes there, man used wood for making Bed.
Moral: A girl can change your Aim

You Will Become...?


Love the Lady,
but don't touch the Body,
If you Touch the Body you Become A Daddy

July 20, 2009

స్నేహ ప్రయాణం మరణాంతరం వరకు... Telugu Quotation


అలల ప్రయాణం తీరం వరకే,
మెరుపు ప్రయాణం మెరిసే వరకే,
మేఘ ప్రయాణం కురిసే వరకే,
కలల ప్రయాణం మెలకువ వరకే,
ప్రేమ ప్రయాణం పెళ్ళి వరకే,
కానీ స్నేహ ప్రయాణం మరణాంతరం వరకు....


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July 16, 2009

Letter from Sardar Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft:


Letter from Sardar Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft:

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice:
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'Stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Bhatinda!
So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system?
I find only 're-cycle', but I own a Vespa scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the
door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was
unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon
which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a
photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the
PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My
Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife Bebbo to know where I go after my office
hours.

Regards,
Banta

Last one to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

T-shirt for S/W people


July 12, 2009


What looks to be nothing
finally that becomes
everything...
and what is everything
suddenly changes to
nothing...

THAT'S LIFE...

Learn to live...&

Live to learn...

Everybody
wants
to go
to HEAVEN,
but Nobody
wants to
DIE

When life
puts you in
TOUGH
situations...

Don't say WHY ME?

Just say TRY ME

July 08, 2009

చిగురించిన స్నేహం Telugu Quotations


విరబూసిన వెన్నెల కరిగిపోతుంది....
వికసించిన పుష్పం వాడిపోతుంది... ..
కానీ...."చిగురించిన స్నేహం" చిరకాలం నిలిచి పోతుంది......





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Nee Prema Telugu Poem

(in Telugu)
Nee prema kai vechaanu...Nee...
Nee prema kai vechaanu...
Nee kosam migilanu...
Nenevaro marichanu...
Ninne marimari talachaanu...
Nee sneahamlo karigaanu...



New Year Wishes In Telugu
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Telugu Poems | తెలుగు పద్యం | నీ ప్రేమ కై వేచానుచిగురించిన స్నేహం

 

నీ ప్రేమ కై వేచాను


నీ ప్రేమ కై వేచాను.... నీ......
నీ ప్రేమ కై వేచాను...... నీ కోసం మిగిలాను ....
నీవు ఎవరో..... మరిచాను......
నిన్నే.. మరీ మరీ తలచాను.....
నీ స్నేహంలో కరిగాను...
.........


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Nothing will Wast


(In Telugu)
Enjoyment
lekunte college waste,
Suger lekunte coffee waste,
Moon lekunte sky waste,
Love lenkute life waste,
Inka Nuvvu lekunte ZOO waste thondaraga vellu vellu velluuuuu........

తెలుగు పద్యం


కిరణానికి చీకటి లేదు...
సిరిమువ్వకి మౌనం లేదు.....
చిరునవ్వుకి మరణం లేదు.......
మన "స్నేహానికి అంతం లేదు...
మరిచే స్నేహం చేయకు, చేసే స్నేహం మరవకు .





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July 07, 2009

Don't See While Bath


Do U know why a sardar ji kept the door open while taking a bath? Because he was scared that someone might see through the “KEY HOLE”.

Better By This New Socks..!


Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

July 06, 2009

Sardar's Summit to Prove Themselves and Proved


The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that Saradars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?”

A Saradar works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, “What is 15 plus 15?”
After 15 or 20 seconds he says, “Eighteen!” Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 Saradars start cheering, “Give him another chance! Give him another chance!”

The leader says, “Well since we’ve gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give him another chance.”

So he asks, “What is 5 plus 5?” After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, “Ninety?” The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh — everyone is disheartened - the Saradar starts crying and the 80,000 men begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, “Give him another chance! Give him another chance!”

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, “Ok! Ok! Just one more chance– What is 2 plus 2?”

The man closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, “Four?”
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 Saradars jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream…

“Give him another chance! Give him another chance!”

July 02, 2009

Good Friends



Good friends are Rare Good friendship is also Rare Friendship should be with Care Then only it Reaches to Every where.
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